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Well, lucky you.
Privacy. Though I get it gets pretty annoying when nobody knows who you're talking about.

You wanna confuse people? Take a lesson from me pal. I am the king of ********.

Unfortunately, neither of you are as bad as I am. A couple of my friends are as bad as me.
Of course, it all depends on what level you guys have a specialty on. I'm just the queen of clumsiness (but Coral is the BLOND ((there's a difference!)) queen of klutziness!) and the queen of invisibility.
I listen when no one hears my words.
LOL that's like a quote of somebody that I can't remember. Coincidental, (that I can't remember, that is) no?

LOL. My facts are much less interesting, Tofu, I'll give you that.
It's strange that you can listen to people complain and whine about how miserable they are and they never notice that you're in the process of a mental breakdown because you're so tired of not being listened to when you speak.
It's tiring to hear my parents yell at each other when they've been divorced since I was nine...and it's always h**l at the child dropoffs and the support check giving.
It's stupid thinking that school might actually be a chance to make new friends who actually think at your level and don't make fun of you for staring into space or crying during Titanic.
It's crazy wondering if things could ever be simpler. Nothing is ever simple.
It's insane to think that if you escape to your laptop, it's really just never better than being in the real world.
Those weren't really facts. They were opinions, I guess.

Shmiggle.
Shmiggle.
I feel that that should be taken as something along the lines of ogle or wiggle, though I'm not sure what is meant by "schmiggle."


Tofu's parents are still married, though he's not sure why because his mother hates his father and therefore tells tofu that she hates him because he is like his father, and his father is always pissed at Tofu's mother.
In general: Tofu is easily confused by people who complain about each other but don't do anything about it.

Pssssh. You'll never find friends who think at your level.
Friendship isn't like that. Friendship is not about trust or thinking the same way. Friendship is about being able to laugh at yourself with another person. Frolicking through fields of flowers and happy-go-lucky s**t like that. 3nodding

Well, fact: Sometimes I wish ((hang on! it's still a fact!)) that I did have at least one friend that fully thought at my level so they'd understand a couple things that my brain can work out but they interpret differently. Some jokes I can make are deeply metaphorical and they just stare at me and ask "What?" and it gets ANNOYING.
Tofu: I've always wondered why parents stay together when they hate each other. You're not doing the child any good by letting him/her listen to your complaints. Sometimes divorce is just better, though if you don't like that idea, I wasn't too fond of it either.
Dolo: I love coffee. ((That was randomly a fact.))
Fact: I'm bored so I'm gonna like log out now...

Game Set Match = Tennis
Set Match Run = Arson

Random fact: a mobile home with a flat tire is just a home.