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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:28 pm
"When you start called crime business, I know your going down to hell." ~My dear friend Sarah (( she is talking to me ^^;; ))
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:34 pm
"That's the second largest monkey I've ever seen!"
-Escape from Monkey Island
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:15 pm
Rei: Why do you poke me?
Me: Because your stiff, and we poke the stiff people so they may wiggle about like jello.
-- Me and my sister (who i am getting ze angelic set for)
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:45 am
Hey Saltey what happened to your limbs were you in some kind of horrible boating accident??
No, me father was a tree!!!!!
((the man has wooden arms and legs))
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:34 am
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:36 am
Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:38 am
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:42 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:45 am
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 3:43 pm
"He is the bringer of death and he shall so name himself."
~Prophecy from the Palace of Prophets~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:14 am
Me: I bet i can just get on your account to get the file
Ryan: But you dont know my password so HAH!
Me: I bet you i can figure it out
Ryan: Ohh you think so?
Me: Let me guess... is it "BRONCOS"
Justin: You shouldn't have such an obvious password Ryan
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:19 am
"A butterfly flapping its wings in central park can cause a hurricane in Tahiti"
Chaos Theory- The Butterfly Effect
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:21 am
He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfication,
she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
~funny quote~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:23 am
"I'm a bomb technitian. If you see me running, try to keep up."
~t-shirt~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:26 am
"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. "
~Unknown~
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