|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:06 am
INSERTSOUNDEFFECT!!! Alex gets Holy cast on him by Jessie, who turns out to be a white mage. This returns him to human form. Unfortunately, he bit you first. You're a Zombie. And Jessie is out of MP.
I wish that I had my own Mini Moose (Invader Zim reference)
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:12 am
TAEKWONDO EXTRORDANAIRE!!!!
You get a mini moose, or so it says. It is actually a raindeer who does nothing cool, and is very lumpy. Then grr eats your soul.
I wish I wish I was was a fish.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:17 pm
PAPPYUSEDTOTOUCHME!!! Congratulations! You're a fish! However, you neglected to mention that you wished you were a fish IN THE OCEAN so now you're a fish, but you're exactly where you were standing, NOT in the water. You slowly start to suffocate.
I wish Pappy didn't used to touch me
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:35 am
EEEEEEWWWWPENISWAX!!!!
Pappy never touched you, except during Bute Zex. haha your scared for life.
I wish I was the terminator.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:48 am
AAAAAAHHHNOOOOOOOLD!!! You are now the Terminator. However, you don't know how to spell "scarred" and therefor become Terminated
I wish Alex would stop dying!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:18 pm
Whiipity Cream!!
I never die ver again in any post ever from now on. Now Drew must die at least once in every corrupt a wish post from here forth.
I wish Casey would also die in every post henceforth.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:23 am
OMGI'MGETTINGAPHONECALL!!! Casey and Drew have an epic battle. It wouldn't have been epic, since Drew's much stronger than Casey, but Chuck Norris imbued Casey with 1/1220949083534923845324098523098th of his power, and that made the two equal. They end up killing each other, but since they're dead now, they can't be killed in any of the other posts, causing Alex's wish to have a time/space contortion effect where Alex never meets Casey or Drew and can never wish them dead.
I wish I had a strawberry-flavored cupcake
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:28 am
ChaosSanctum OMGI'MGETTINGAPHONECALL!!! Casey and Drew have an epic battle. It wouldn't have been epic, since Drew's much stronger than Casey, but Chuck Norris imbued Casey with 1/1220949083534923845324098523098th of his power, and that made the two equal. They end up killing each other, but since they're dead now, they can't be killed in any of the other posts, causing Alex's wish to have a time/space contortion effect where Alex never meets Casey or Drew and can never wish them dead. I wish I had a strawberry-flavored cupcake IVEBEENUPWAYTOLONGTOTHINKOFANYTHINGCREATIVE!!!!!!!!!111!11!!111!!!! It's a bomb, but a tasty bomb. I wish Kyle's milk wasn't lumpy.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:40 am
GRYFFINDOR!!! Kyle's milk isn't lumpy anymore... but it is SKIM twisted
I wish I could get laid by a hot female
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:34 pm
Clappity-swoosh, You got drunk, and now casey's mom is pregnant.
I wish I had mind control powers.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:12 pm
Geozo Clappity-swoosh, You got drunk, and now casey's mom is pregnant. I wish I had mind control powers. ((I said a hot chick, not a fat chick... and it's about time someone corrupted my wish!)) BIBBITYBOBBITYBOO! You have mind control powers. You can now control the minds of... Hobo Jim. Good job. Enjoy... controlling... Hobo Jim. I wish I had $10
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:24 pm
(You were drunk, she could have been for all you knew)
Shiggityalreadyhappend,
You just bought taco bell for me and laura, you HAD ten dollars biggrin
I wish I had a laser cannon.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:05 am
ZAPPYPAPPYPIGGITYPOW!!! Drew buys you a laser cannon with the $10 he had. Unfortunately, he needed that $10 for rent. Now he has to bum it at your place w/ Casey and he's in yur fridgz eatin yur foodz constantly. You starve to death and Drew inherits your lazorz.
I wish that the battle of Ninja vs. Pirates was real. (I'd sooooo be a nernja ninja )
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:50 pm
********!!!!!!!!!! The battle of Pirates and Ninjas IS real, but since Pirates are so obviously better than ninjas, everybody opts to be a pirate, thus outnumbering your stupid clan of nernja. You and your clan fall prey to the booty-stealing attacks o' the Pirates, and cease to exist, leaving the world a ninja-free place run by Pirates headed by me, your worst enemy.
I wish my weight was all muscle instead of fat.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:08 pm
Shapeppitybismol!!
All of your weignt that was fat is now been moved to the muscles in your left ring finger, it is now the size of most of you, leaving only your bone structure and anything that wasn't fat in its correct place. Also your heart cant handle pumping all that blood and you die. Sux for you!
I wish my wish I had another box of cheesits
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
