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 Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:47 pm
Hobiddy biddy ho biddy biddy ho.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:51 pm
LordLadinessofToast Hobiddy biddy ho biddy biddy p***s? Yes Toast, Hobiddy biddy ho biddy biddy p***s!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:04 pm
The lunatic is in a head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade
You make the change
You rearrange me till I'm sane
You lock the door, and throw away the key
There's someone in my head, but it's not me
And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no-one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing diffrent tunes
I'll see you all on the dark side of the moon
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:21 pm
Squirrels have backbones. Colleges serve as the backbone of the internet. Different net weaves are known as meshes. Meshes are models in games. The most popular game in England is Cricket. Crickets make chirping noises with their legs. The pain you get in your legs after running is a building up lactic acid that can only be removed by taking a shower. Back in the day, bathing was considered bad for you, as humanly oils kept things from biting you. Snakes can unhinge their jaws to bite or swallow something whole. Jaws was such a sucky movie, wasn't it? Movie, by Alien Ant Farm, is a good song. Song is considered the beat to the soul. People suspect that your soul leaves your body, as they did experiments to weight the weight of someone about to die, and then right after death, and they last a small amount of weight. Barely anyone is London is considered heavy or obese. Muscle actually is derived from fat. Fats are actually part lipid. Oil is also a lipid. Professor Snape has oily skin. Professors do not know everything, but they do know and teach skills useful in the subject at hand.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:24 pm
Row row row your boat...
GENTLY down the stream
Merrily merrily merrilly merrily life is but a dream!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:26 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:26 pm
[quote="Sex']sex is good
when toys are there
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:30 pm
Learn to ******** quote goddamnit.
I implore you, gaze into the doom juice!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:34 pm
Families are strangers.
Strangers carry potatoes and penguins in their pockets.
Penguins get gas reflux from bread.
The word bread is derived from the scotish would that means earlobe.
You need earlobes to live, as they are an extension of your brain.
Brains are made out of 5% bacon.
Bacon was the 7th President of the USA.
The USA has actually been around since the beginning of time.
Time is actually a mirage our mind plays on us.
Mirages are healthy for you, as they boost your sex drive.
Sex drives are also known as intercourse cataylists.
Green is a catalyst to hair.
Hair is made out of the same material boogers are made out of.
Boogers are organic fossils.
Fossils are babybooks of the past.
Babies are smarter than all of us and will eventually take over, once they figure out how to before they grow up.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:40 pm
Insainty as is defined by the English language is to do the same thing over and over again and expect diffrent results. Well they never played wheel of fortune did they? You keep spinning that retarded wheel over and over and over. And most times you get a diffrent spinny landy thing. I hate wheel of fortune...go Jeporady! That and the discovery channel. Cats are able to fit into microwaves, yet you shouldn't put them in their unless they consent to it. Then it's time to spin 'em round and round. That'd be fun being in a microwave, at least if there was not microwave thingys hitting you and making you cook like a hamburger. P.Diddy, changed his name to Diddy. WTF is up with that? I say itty biddy fo' fiddy diddy need some more change. Like he should change his name to Diddy Kong. Then that appeals to a whole diffrent genre of people as well. LETS CELEBRATE CELIBICY DAY!! It's the day we get the d**k and Bush out fo the white house! ^_^ I'm super! Thanks for asking! I hate Bush with a passion rarely seen. You should see it though, it's pretty awsome looking. For now I just feed it off of cheerleaders and local wiseasses but it'll be big soon.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:05 pm
**lays down the hammer** I give up. You win, Toast.
It's funny how many people say there are the best anti-fan of Bush. Proove it, asses. With your ******** little arrogant reasons as to why. Yea, that is a real show of character, letting people know you hate someone for stupid reasons.
It's almost as stupid as sending troops into the Middle East. Go Bush. You rule.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:08 pm
You know what doesn't rule? Eggs. Eggs are evil.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:51 pm
Shake while you say it with me, PEAS! PEAS! PEAS!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:56 pm
I only like eggs as an omlette, in breakfast burritos, or runny with salt.
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