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 Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:29 am
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
~Bob Hope
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:31 am
"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work."
~Gallagher~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:32 am
"The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals."
~Rimmer - Red Dwarf~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:33 am
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either."
~d**k Cavett
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:41 am
"All I know is that I know nothing"
~Greek Philosopher~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:43 am
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making people belive he exists."
~dunno~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:50 am
"Cumpooter: $ 1000 Keebord: $ 50 Micrusof ofis: $ 100... Learning to type: Priceless"
~Me~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:54 am
"Love is a lot like math. Add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply."
~someones siggy~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:55 am
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
~Ozzy Ozbourne~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:01 am
Random Voice: Housmaster did you eat your chunky noodle soup?
Housmaster: NOOO!!!! BYYYBBYEYBEYEYEYBLYEY BYE!
~Arfenhouse teh movie too!!!!!!!11@~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:01 am
Brian: Hola, me llamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Man: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Man (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding, right?
Man: Que?
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:03 am
Pope: No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM!
(waits for a few seconds)
Pope: He's cooking up a something good!
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:04 am
Joe: Hey! This isn't a base! It's just a bunch of corperate logos...
Computer voice: :Bling: Nuclear Launch Detected.
Joe: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Some guy's voice: DON'T WORRY! BLOWING UP IS GOOD FOR YOU!
~Arfenhouse teh Movie too !!!!!11@~
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:11 am
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:16 am
Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.
Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.
Meg: I want a new hat.
Chris: I want a new hat.
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!
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