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Yes, i've beaten gta4. And I have some Advice for you! mrgreen

Rating: ***** out of 5
ESRB: M (Mature) in the U.S.

I think this game has reached to the Linear generation. Now with 75% More PWNAGE. And ftw, DMC4 has to be the best thing that has ever happened to the 360 besides getting Free repairs rofl

Walk Through and On the Phone Help available (DO NOT CALL AFTER 9pm Central Time. THAT'S WILLY'S TIME! pirate )

About: OOHHHHH my Gawwdddd! Dante has murdered the most respected man in the church. Yes ME! No Kidding God forbid. But seriously he shot the guy, and now the people are out for blood! Nero, the only man that has the same ability but with an arm that I can Only Describe as U-G-L-Y have to take down Dante and the people who try to take over a simple town.

Game Not based on the Poem: Dante's Inferno. But surely it does have a lot of innuendos such as; the Circles, Virgil, and the many Levels of Angels Preventing you from entering to your next goal.

Rating: **** out of 5
ESRB: M (Mature) in the U.S.

Imagine you are a little boy, not only that but you are God! NAHHH!!! This game is Awesome. The Good the bad and the Fugly! If there is any game I had overly played it's this one! YES MY Discs are no longer playable. The difference between Fable and Fable TLC (The Lost Chapters) is that the TLC version has More weapons More quests, and a Dragon that will make you s**t your pants to the point of where your parents put you through the same old rehab since you kissed that same sex child when you were in Kindergarten but hey you were only a kid and it meant nothing now, but oohhh no THEY HAVE TO ******** BRING IT UP!!! scream crying crying crying


Sorry I had a flash back....Hmm...Where was I? Ohh yeah Good game. The only RPG on XBOX that has a better plot than Final Fantasy (Why do I hear a lynch Mob?)

About: Your name is unknown, but you are known as Son, Boy, Farm Boy, and Chicken Chaser, Later On You can change those. But You are a child, today is your Sisters birthday, but again you forgot! Not only that you are broke so what do you do? YES! GOOD DEEDS A PLENTY. But doesn't end there. A Band of Bandits rampages through your town of Oakvale, they murder your father, they taken your sister, and your mother! well Who knows where she could be! And what they are doing to your sister! Hmmmm I can Only Imagine eek
Maze a recruiter of the Guild takes you in under his wing. You have learned everything from Swords to Bows, to Malee and Magic. You are now ready! To Seek Revenge! twisted How you react to the world and how you treat others will depend if you are good or evil! Your path is alone. choose wisely...

Ahh Screw it! ***kills sister***

Somehow This game has some weird George Lucas Vibe to it. Hmmm I wonder what it could be?

ALBION: Is another word for England
Hero's Underwear has the British or English Flag
Jack's Mask will ruin your Hats!

Grand Theft Auto 4

Rating: **** out of 5
ESRB: M (Mature) in the US

GTA4 (Grand Theft Auto 4), has been the latest hit since their last game BULLY. Well Since Bully freaking sucked hairy beaver Balls, we have to say this has been redeeming the good Name of ROCKSTAR (NOT THE ENERGY DRINK!!! gonk )

Walk Through, Cheats, and Achievement Tips

About: Niko Ballic Has been looking for that American Dream. American Women, money, and being chased after the Police at 125 Miles Per Hour! After Niko came to America, his cousin's dream come true all seemed to be all in his head after all. But Niko will not be living as a poor fresh off the boat immigrant. Niko Ballic, came to America to find two traitors of the war. Who were they, and who else was involved in making sure Niko stays Quiet? Battle Through the streets of Liberty City, for truth, happiness and the American way!


Easter Egg:

Happiness Island: Statue of Happiness - Fly a helicopter to the door where it says Authorized Personal Only. Walk through the Door and Climb the ladder. If you look straight up, You will see where that humming sound is coming from...yeah a Chained up Heart...ew...ANYWAYS!!! Rocket launch through passed the Heart to get another Dead Pigeon.

Trial and Error in this easter Egg. I have tried to Destroy the heart and it killed me instantly...No matter how hard I try. Can't climb the Chains. Can't Glitch the Chains in any matter.

Tricks:
I have been sniping from That Island but it is difficult seeing people but at times you get lucky to piss off a few cops.

6 STAR SURVIVAL:
grab a Bike or a Vehicle that you can manage through the subway Station. Ride your Vehicle through the rail system Carefully (we don't want to have a subway train going at you at full speed) The Zoning area is really huge so you will want to go through the subway station with a Bike. Barely any Police or people in there. Stay between the tracks and watch your back. Count the Minutes or Go for a cig or something and you can Get the Achievement for Surviving a 6 Star. THE TRICK to get out of the 6 Star. Get out of the Zone. After a few seconds you will be clear, and you will be good to cause more Chaos.

4 STAR SURVIVAL:
Well All you need to do is Blow up 4 Cops and their cars, and run like hell. I recommend not calling Kiki or anyone who can clear you from those stars. You will have to leave the zone NO OTHER WAY AROUND IT

More Tips in Avoiding the Police: Please Note that Putting yourself in a helicopter will only give you a higher profile and you will be spotted. Running into alleyways is a great way to avoid level 2 Wanted levels Long as you get out of the zone.