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whynaut

PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:44 am


How many of you know any good philosophy jokes, metahumor jokes, or anything else that would only be funny to philosophy nerds and intellectual snobs like us lol . Give it your best shot; no joke is too corny.
One of my personal favorites is:


How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Yarn
PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:48 am


A bit of metahumor:

A traveling salesman needs to a place to sleep for the night, and just his luck that he finds a barn. The salesman knocks on the door of the farmer's house and explains his situation.
The farmers says, "You can rest in the barn, so long as you don't sleep with any of my young virginal sons.
The salesman replies, "Sorry, I think I'm in the wrong joke."

whynaut


Tibby le Chat

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:45 pm


My little pick-up line is quite popular around the department:
I'm P and you're Q. Let's form a conjunction!

This is something I heard in the department lounge that I thought was funny:
On the first day of a class that had both religious studies students and philosophy students, a professor was calling role. He finished with the religious studies roster, and, as he switched over to the philosophy roster, he said, "And now you will notice a marked contrast in grooming."
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