Omg me and one of my besties went to see twilight for the second time, and anyways we stumbled upon these when I was spending the night at her house, we ended up cracking up! We actually got one almost completely memorized....
Quote scene forest,
Bella: Why are we here?
Edward: I think its a parody!
Bella: Oh yeah...right a parody.
Bella: How long has it been a parody?!
long pause...Bambi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Awhile!
Bella and Edward running through the forest...Weeeeeeeee!
Bella's Room,
Edward: Eww gross you didn't brush your teeth...gosh!
Some credits, Cookies!
At Forks High Parking Lot,
Bella: *looks through bag* gosh where are my pads?!
Edward: *across the way* I wonder if she found out....I stole them!
Car driving out control....Here comes the choo choo train!
Bella: What th!
Bella: Oh my gosh its the biotch who stole my pads!
Edward: Oh my god...I see a zit!
More Credits, Dr. Suess!
Edward's Room,
Bella: I don't fly it makes me sick!
Edward: Whats wrong with you dog?!
Bella: Why are you talking all gangsta for?!
Edward: You'll see. *grabs Bella leaps out the window*
Bella: I think I am going to be sick!
Back at Forks High,
Emmett: Did you ever give her back her pads?!
Edward: No hahahahahaha!
End Credits,
Bella: Edward are you ever going to give me back my pads!
lol rofl lmoa!
Okay points, up like I said we had it down pat, by the end of the night, I also love the one about Jame's crabcake! omg that one is hilarious! Me and my friend also decide to our own Twilight parody!
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