How do you hug and not slit someones throat?

[your terrible ex bf]

I have a serious problem with hugs...yeah. So someone needs to teach me how to do it...help me?  

[KingKitsu]

trust me i kno how u feel.....
just open ur arms out like so... *opens arms*  

[Paper Pony]

JUST DO IT.

*hugs*  

[EmoHelloKittyRawr]

ya like all meh friendz hate hugz but still i give them hehe

*HUGZ*  

[your terrible ex bf]

Its not that simple for me. *takes deep breaths and slowly hugs a tree* IT BURNSS!!!! Why!!!!  

[KingKitsu]

here.....*moves arms ovr ur shoulders*
now wrap ur arms around here..... *moves them around my waist*
now squeeze^^ *gently sgueezes*  

[your terrible ex bf]

Never O.e  

[Moronic note]

hug hug smile heart ninja  

[Blue26_1985]

Oh stop being such a man p$&&y and just hug me already!!!!! heart