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DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES DIRTBAG?!
SIR YES SIR!
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Bossman Joe
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:27 pm


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Welcome to guild training you slimy unorganized dirtbag peice of civilain garbage! In this crash course of guild rules you will learn disipline, honor, and just what it takes to be a member of the Military Guild! All sub-forum rules will be recopied over to them in case one of you thick-skulled trainee morons forget them!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:38 pm


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1st post - Introduction
2nd post - Table of Contents
3rd post - Main Forum Rules
4th post - Comedy Sub-Forum Rules
5th post - Celebration, Contest, Market and Avatar Art Sub-Forum Rules
6th post - Formal Welcoming to the Guild



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Bossman Joe
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:58 pm


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This, you pile of steaming idiot turds, is Guild Rules 101. The Main forum is what you came to this guild for, SO I SUGGEST YOU LISTEN UP!

1. You may make as many topics as you want, anytime you want. Just know that they must be military related or else they will be moved or deleted.
2. Vulgar language, unless it is mimicing a drill sergeant, or what can be considered battletalk ect. is not allowed. This includes racial slurs, offensive name-calling and threats.
3. Respect your Guild Crew and Captain! One major aspect of the soldier's way of life is respect.
4. You cannot try to convice other members of the guild into breaking the rules.
5. Feel free to make topics with or without polls.
6. If you are being abused, please report it to a crew member or the captain. (which is me incase you havent figured it out yet.)
7. Displays of anti-american military is considered to be traitorus in this guild. You joined to show your patroitism, not to ridicule it.
8. DO NOT harrass other members. We are all here for the common goal to protect the american way of life. Do not let bullies, personal fueds and crybabys ruin your experience here.
9. DO NOT ask to be a crew member. I [the captain] will ask YOU. *Crew members if you think a member is right for the job, be sure to tell me, and I will determine weither or not he or she shall be appointed.*
10. DO NOT make topics that are considered to be "chat-rooms" one will be appointed to you, called the "Sleezy Sergeants."
11. You cannot only post in smileys. This can create confusion and its a waste of MY time and YOURS!
12. VERY IMPORTANT: Crew members are considered officers, so be sure to give them the proper respect that they so rightly deserve! So when talking to them, PM or topicwise, I want you to say "Sir" dammit!
13. Read all these rules again!
14. Read Rule #13 again!

That just about wraps it up. If any of you cheeseballs were sleeping or didnt understand the rules, contact the captain or [preferably] a crew member.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:09 pm


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Lucky for you brain impaired idiots that your highest officer has taken pity on your soon to be battle worn minds. Therefore, the comedy sub-forum is created for you all to take a load off. Here are the rules.

1. Please relate your topics to that of comedy, goofyness, and yes SPAM.
2. If you do not like a joke or something to that extent, do not flame the one who posted it.
3. Pertaining to the previous rule: You cannot include racial jokes here.
4. Do not get mad if you see people acting silly here, thats why they came, if your not one to joke then leave the forum so you dont harrass any members.

Its a subforum maggot! Did you expect a lot of rules? Theres still more rules to go through, so DONT START CRYING NOW!

Bossman Joe
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Bossman Joe
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:31 pm


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This is the sub-forum created for the purpose to please your gaia gold, fashion and drawing skills. Also, guild balls/parties will be held here. The rules are listed below.

1. You may criticize other members' art, but you may not do so in a harmfull way.
2. DO NOT SCAM!
3. You may use any technique to sell you items, guilds, ect. As long as that it doesnt emotionally upset any guild members. This doesnt mean that if a member doesnt have enough gold or doesnt like to bid on items and that upsets him/her, you will not be violating the rules. Auction, poll, anyway you feel is best.
4. Do not criticize the authenticity of contests, it was already stated above that scamming is illegal.
5. Do not Harrass other members under any circumstances!

Thats it for this sub-forum! You know freshy, Im starting to like you. Ill give you MORE push-ups to show your worth!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:54 pm


User Image Congraduations private, you have succesfully completed your training. Enjoy your time here at the American Military Guild! You've made an old drill sergeant proud!
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