Hey kids! It's your beyond-awesome dad here, the mighty Ares! 'Cause the old man said so, I gotta tell you a bit about myself. All I have to say is that I'm the best freakin' god that ever lived, and you'll definitely be awesome, just like me. I gurantee you that in a few weeks, you'll be kicking major a** at this camp. But I ain't gonna lie, it'll be hard. Not gonna go all Demeter on you with all the crap about "the dangerous magical world!", but a lot of my kids die. And quick, too. Ah, well. Doesn't really matter. I think you'll live. You have potential. But then again, you are my kid, after all.
Ares
Ares
