Farslayer howls across the world
For thy heart! For thy heart! who hast wronged me....
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Shape your body to what you want to look like with the ALL NEW AWA Body Sculpting Spray! Perfectly safe, non toxic spray applies DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! APPLIES DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! APPLIES DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! Simply imagine what you wish your body to look like, and SHAMPOW! Your dream body in a matter of minutes!*
*Slight exaggeration.
[Note]: This product is not for anyone. Some side effects may include (but are not limited to) severe hemorrhage, brain tumors, death, low level life, strange transformations into creatures of fantasy, extreme perverted-ness, and diarrhea. This product cannot change your gender. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO SO. Do not use this product if pregnant, male, fat, generally ugly, or an animal. Keep out of reach of children age 4 or under. Keep away from animals. This product may cause users to act out sexual desires with passerby.
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....Vengeance is his who casts the Blade,
Yet he will, in the end, no triumph see.
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