A new contest judged by me, dolofonos daimonas. I am going to give the epic prize of 25,000 gold!! to the most hilarious rant about the topic of your choice. Here are the guidelines:
1. Rants can be as long as you want
2. Any and all words labeled as "swears" are allowed
3. Any racist/sexist comments will lower your chance of winning unless it's ******** hilarious
4. Feel free to bash whatever the hell you like. If other people are offended, who gives a s**t?
5. Limit two entries per user
6. Go ******** nuts.
7. Sometime between May 15 and May 20, I will announce the winner