Because I fail at naming stuff.
So here be how this thing is gonna work.
You make a post with a random number between 1 and 4.
So, here is the idea.
Depending on which number you get, you write a story. It can be as long or as short as you please, as long as it is 2 paragraphs. Remember these are fail parodies! Let the crack-ish nonsense commense!
*waves derp-fail flag*
You make a post with a random number between 1 and 4.
So, here is the idea.
Depending on which number you get, you write a story. It can be as long or as short as you please, as long as it is 2 paragraphs. Remember these are fail parodies! Let the crack-ish nonsense commense!
*waves derp-fail flag*
If you rolled....:
1. Your character is sent through a mystical portal to a land filled with live Orion plushies.
2. You are sent on a quest by a deformed Jupiter to recover:
A.) The gauntlets of machoness - (Chaos, Solaris is not allowed to take this.)
B.) Beacon of Eternal Derp-Fail-ness
C.) The Scepter of Shiny Magikarp-Land
3. Your character is doomed to wander the world of Solaris' inner mind.
4. Your character is left on a deserted island, the only way off is to climb onto a large ballon-ish Orion and pilot it over 10000 miles of endless sea.
1. Your character is sent through a mystical portal to a land filled with live Orion plushies.
2. You are sent on a quest by a deformed Jupiter to recover:
A.) The gauntlets of machoness - (Chaos, Solaris is not allowed to take this.)
B.) Beacon of Eternal Derp-Fail-ness
C.) The Scepter of Shiny Magikarp-Land
3. Your character is doomed to wander the world of Solaris' inner mind.
4. Your character is left on a deserted island, the only way off is to climb onto a large ballon-ish Orion and pilot it over 10000 miles of endless sea.
