Feel sorry for ya.
Dunno if this happens to be in bad taste, but thought it might cheer you up, should you need it - when I read this topic it reminded me of the rat-based site my sister made a few years back.
The Federal Bureau of RatsIt closed late '04 when my sister's 10th rat died.
((It turned out the pet shop had sourced the rats from research labs, so they were bred to contract illnesses.))
However, it gave a humerous look at the activites of my sister's pets.