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1. The term Virgin Birth. There are still virgin births in the middle
east. There were over 10 of them when Mary gave birth. It means that
you were impregnated upon first intercouse. Therefore you remained a
virgin as copulation was for procreation. If the act never produced a
pregnancy then you were no longer a virgin!

2. There were actually 3 Jesus' quoted in the bible. There was Jesus
of Nazerath. Jesus the Nazerene. And Jesus of Jerusalem. Those of old
enough to have had nuns teach us the bible back in the 70's will
recall those terms being used. Many believe that these were 3 different men.

3. Mary was sold into prostitution by her family as she was young and
them very poor. This is why there was no room at the inn. Her first
job was to go to caves outside of town and service a hermit. All
these hermits in this cave believed man was god and all of their
first names were Jesus....(yes a super cult back then). They practiced
Hermetic Magic. Now the one she was with was actually Joseph's uncle
(that's why he agreed to marry her...after all his crazy old uncle in
the cave's knocked up this virgin and his family came from money and
they didn't want any problems...make more sense now!!) Anyway think
about it....They named him Jesus and when he was 14 he went out into
the desert and into caves to commune with his father for 40 days and
40 nights....without food and without water....it was a miracle or
was it that the hermits had food and water...yeah....makes more sense
now???? When he returned he stated in the original bible quotes him
as: I'm am the son of man, therefore I am the son of god. Look inside
thyself and find the kingdom of heaven. For he who helps himself has
the help of god. Make any sense or sound familiar?

Did you know that the resurrection myth actually took place in the
Egyptian philosophy more than 800 years prior to the birth of christ?
Well it did. When Osiris died, he was taken to a cave where Anubis, Isis, Nepthys and Thoth all stood guard and worked on him.
A stone was rolled in front of the cave to keep Set (he was the one who killed Osiris) from disturbing them.
After three days ,Osiris rose from the dead. Sound familiar?

On a side note.....you all do know the correct pronounciation of Osiris and
Isis? Esis and Oseeris. There were no long I's in the Egyptian
language. You referred to yourself in the third person. Did you know
that Napoleon was taught classically in Egyptian schools? Thus he
referred to himself in the third person. Just more useless crap in my
head.

4.Also did you realize that individual that put the sword through Jesus
was actually a follower of his as well as a doctor. It was very
possible for him to do that and NOT inflict a deadly wound. Why?
Because it stopped anyone from delivering a death blow.

Also he was there when Jesus was taken off the cross and was one of
the individuals that tended after him in the cave.

The myth that he resurrected and arose to heaven....

Well that's a misnomer....you see after delivering what looked like
the fatal blow and then tending to him in the cave. Jesus came out
after three days.

Remember, everyone saw a 'fatal' stab...the 'death blow'. All of a
sudden he's walking again. Therefore he rose from the dead. His
enemies would have been too frightened and shaken to pursue him
further...after all...he rose from the 'dead'.

Now the original text of the bible states that he rose from the dead
and disappeared into the desert to be seated with his father.
Oh...that must be ascending into heaven....oh wait...his father lived
in the caves....

Later both the Buddhists and the Tibetans have him documented as
being in their lands years after going into the desert.

Oh and seated at the right hand of his father...but then isn't that
where our term "right hand Man" came from? Oh and look at the tarot
decks...all men are pictured on the right hand side. Left hand is
females. So, Jesus, being a guy would naturally be at the right hand
side and be his dad's main man!!!

This wasn't mean to be a Christian Bash by no means...but accuracy of
the past should at least be known!!


**This was emailed to me by one of my friends...this is part of what they did their thesis on to recieve their PhD. Good Stuff****

It is great, isn't it??

Exactly and it's a fact, rulers (kings, queens, whatever) have changed the wording because they didn't like what it said.