PAW.com has just learned the names of the five newest members into the PAW family. PAW.com began looking into this matter not long after the opening match on Wednesday Night Fight, when Howard Finkel, one of the PAW's new employees, was spotted as the ring announcer. In addition to him, Good Ole Jim Ross and John Bradshaw Layfield have been hired as the PAW's new play-by-play and color commentators. The last two of the PAW's newest hiree's include interviewers Todd Grisham and Maria. Yes, Maria. Man I'd like to ba- whoops. That's what happens when you do drugs before writing an article. Remember kids, DON'T DO DRUGS!

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