Welcome to Gaia! ::

Gir:
I was a chubby lady hidin' in the bushes!
Me and the squirrel are friends!
And then the squirrel flew away!
Where's my mouth?
I wanna be mongoose!

The Shadowhog:
THE TRIAL IS OVER!!! Yay for you!

Random Irken Announcer:
Remember to visit the gift shop of all kinds of cheap useless junk!

Almighty Tallest:
You are the finest soldier the Irken army has to offer. Good for you.
Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've selected for Operation Inpending Doom 2! You should have tried harder!
You're so... short! Invader: And ugly.
Could you get any shorter?

ZIM:
Hello, it's me, Zim. I'm in a squirrel suit. *mad applause*
And to make victory even sweeter, I will land it on your massively sized head which is disturbingly large!

The Resisty:
Activate Shrinky Self-Destruct!
We are... the Resisty! Tallest: That's a stupid name.

Gaz:
Dib drank the last soda... HE WILL PAY!

Professor Membrane:
Not now son, I'm making... *zapping noises and lightning special effects* TOAST!!!
Maybe if you listen to him... he'll become less... crazy.
No perpetual energy for you.

NASA guy:
Whoa there! Ever since the budget costs, we're not even aloud to look at that screen!
Look, do we need to go over the budget cuts again?

Zim: "Go shave your giant head of stink with your bad self!"

Zim: "To make the victory even sweeter, I will land it on your massively sized head which is disturbingly large!"

Dib: "My head's not big!"

Dr. Membrane: "No!!Santa has betrayed my trust! I will devote the rest of my life to destroying him!-massive pouring of socks-"

Random Soldier Number 3: "Pssh...Fanboy..."

Gaz: "Your voices sicken me."

Purple Tallest: "Hey! I like snakcs Zim!"
Red: "He likes snacks Zim"

Ms. Bitters: "Class, I would like to introduce you to the newest, hopeless apendage of the student body..."