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The Great Papyru
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Hilarious Puppy

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:57 pm


As I told muh Profits Neko-Chan, I lead an active sex life. You might be thinking, no duh! Well guess what, nigs? Its even better than you would imagine.

Yesterday, July 31st, 07', my lover and I played a funny little game. He would play WoW while I sucked his p***s. It was pretty ******** awesome. The object of the game was for me to give head every time he found a gem he had to mine. But I only gave head for as long as it took him to mine it, which isn't always that long.

Eventually, the game evolved to, turn the computer to face the bed and let's play the game doggy style, except just hump the whole time, ******** the mining. Yeah, he even told one of his friends, "******** my gf + mining ftw!" And his friend just went "lol." Totally didn't believe it, I am guessing. Some how, it just seems more fun for people to know what is happening. Maybe they can even give him a pointer or request a position. Not that we would do it on cam, but its just so dirty its delicious.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:19 pm


I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

BRIAN IS ONE LUCKY MOTHER ********!

Nekoyuusha
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The Great Papyru
Vice Captain

Hilarious Puppy

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:07 am


I know! I think he knows too. domokun
PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:42 am


You're an exobitionist, aren't you? *giggles*

Last night, I went to sleep wearing frilly langere, in the hopes that when Wolfie came home, he'd come in to kiss me and find me in the frilly-ness and we'd have happy fun time...

But he didn't come in to kiss me....
It was a misunderstanding, because the night before I kinda growled at him when he came in. But that was because he called BEFORE coming home, and it woke me up for half an hour more than I needed to be awake and was totally pointless. And he thought it was because he came in and kissed me. *giggles with a fan* Boys are so hard to train!

But, after revealing the misunderstanding, we had happy fun time anyway. But it was still lacking. I"ll have to do it again in a week or two...

Banana_Fuzzle
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The Great Papyru
Vice Captain

Hilarious Puppy

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:01 am


Banana_Fuzzle
You're an exobitionist, aren't you? *giggles*

Last night, I went to sleep wearing frilly langere, in the hopes that when Wolfie came home, he'd come in to kiss me and find me in the frilly-ness and we'd have happy fun time...

But he didn't come in to kiss me....
It was a misunderstanding, because the night before I kinda growled at him when he came in. But that was because he called BEFORE coming home, and it woke me up for half an hour more than I needed to be awake and was totally pointless. And he thought it was because he came in and kissed me. *giggles with a fan* Boys are so hard to train!

But, after revealing the misunderstanding, we had happy fun time anyway. But it was still lacking. I"ll have to do it again in a week or two...


Like I told you before some lunches ago:

Get black light and white panties.

WIN.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:58 pm


Yeah, so on Friday, Brian only gave me one sechxing. I was trying to play Zelda: Twilight Princess, and he couldn't stop molesting me. Unlike him, sechx causes all my brain functions to stop until I can wake up from the awesomeness of pain.

Anyway, the sechx wasn't that exciting, really. I mean, I liked it a lot, but it wasn't as interesting as it usually is.

The Great Papyru
Vice Captain

Hilarious Puppy


Banana_Fuzzle
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:14 am


Awwww.

Wolfie and I have been having trouble with the happiness....
Or rathar, he's been horny as hell and I just havn't been in the mood.
But then, I've been depressed. Really depressed. Like "I just can't do anything" Depressed. And it's not just the "I don't WANT to do anything" kind of lazyness that's typical of being a teenager, but the "I just CAN'T." It. Sucks.

But understandable. Not all of you will get it, but I've been having alot of problems on my shoulders lately - all summer.

So... forgive me, Gawd, for my inability to worship... and talk about the worship! *crys*
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:13 pm


Banana_Fuzzle
Awwww.

Wolfie and I have been having trouble with the happiness....
Or rathar, he's been horny as hell and I just havn't been in the mood.
But then, I've been depressed. Really depressed. Like "I just can't do anything" Depressed. And it's not just the "I don't WANT to do anything" kind of lazyness that's typical of being a teenager, but the "I just CAN'T." It. Sucks.

But understandable. Not all of you will get it, but I've been having alot of problems on my shoulders lately - all summer.

So... forgive me, Gawd, for my inability to worship... and talk about the worship! *crys*


Its okei, Banana-chan!

I feel like that sometimes. Well, almost nevar, really. Actually, when I feel like that the only thing I can do is sex and sleep... which I do all the time anyway.

The Great Papyru
Vice Captain

Hilarious Puppy


Banana_Fuzzle
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:26 am


*sighs* I wish I could just sex and sleep... But I have work... and cleaning and laundry and everything else... plus I have friends spending about a week over... It's fun, but... It's hard to get things done anyway...

Oh, well. This isn't "Banana complains about life" Thread, so I'll stop. I think the kittens are finally becoming litter trained, and I LOVE MY NEW YARIS!!!! She's soooo cute!

I have two potential names:
Yoko (Wild fox)
Sylva

She's charcole grey and a hatchback. Just, you know, if anyone had any advice on a name...
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