The Commandments of Nipism, as commanded by thy Gawds, are as follows:
*-Thou shalt not post the defence of any n00b else face aeternal damnation.
**-Thou shalt not speak the tongues of chatspeak or 1337 as the Gawds hath commanded lest it be for thine own comedic purposes in which instance some crude sexual reference is preferred though not required.
***-Thou shalt research the topic presented by thy Gawds and thou shalt not bear use of the deadly sins (see following post). Why did I word it above the way I did? Who knows? Just for teh lulz, I suppose.
- Scraps, Atropos, Genely, Granny Ruin, and Kazemuki are the Lords, thy Gawds.
Thou shalt have no other Gawds but us.
Thou shalt not make thyself an idol.
Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy Gawds.
Remember the ED and keep it holy.
Honour thy mods.
Thou shalt not murder unless in the name of the Lords, thy Gawds.
Thou shalt have teh secks.
Thou shalt not bear false witness.*
Thou shalt not speak with the tongue of the devil.**
Thou shalt bear the fruits of thy labour lest they prove fruitless***
Thou shalt condemn blasphemers (i.e. n00bs) to the pits of Hell to repent for their sins against thy Gawds.
Thou shalt uphold the language of the Gawds (UK English) else face damnation.
*-Thou shalt not post the defence of any n00b else face aeternal damnation.
**-Thou shalt not speak the tongues of chatspeak or 1337 as the Gawds hath commanded lest it be for thine own comedic purposes in which instance some crude sexual reference is preferred though not required.
***-Thou shalt research the topic presented by thy Gawds and thou shalt not bear use of the deadly sins (see following post). Why did I word it above the way I did? Who knows? Just for teh lulz, I suppose.
