Worship, as decreed by the lords, thy Gawds:
This is a Nipist ritual you shall perform daily, for thy Gawds commandeth it. Failure to follow this will result in aeternal damnation in Hell.
1. Every day, you shall partake in intelligent discusssion within the dying Haven that is the ED. You shall place this before all other daily activity.
2. You shall have teh secks with yer Gawds upon request. You shall not deny yer Gawds secks or face aeternal damnation.
3. Thou shall condemn Sinners to hell. *
4. Thou shall, along with worshiping the Gawds, worship Avenue Q, the best musical of all time.
* Flame n00bs, trolls, and other Sinners as much as you please.
-Still U/C-.
--- Edit by Scraps of Former Sanity
