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 Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:21 pm
So, my friend Dana is always talking about this girl Kathy. He talks about how cool she is, how hot she is, and how great the music she listens to is (Emo. Not for me, I'd say not for human ears, but whatever.)
So, yesterdayI was hanging out with him where he works, and she was there. I looked at her, she had some nice features, but at most she was on the pretty side of plain, but not even really that. She really doesn't have much going on, but standing there looking at her, she's just one of these people who is somehow attractive without having any attractive traits. Maybe it's hormones, but it's still there.
But, after a few minutes, she started talking. She didn't have bad breath, she didn't say anything stupid, she didn't put any infantile accents on her words, but she had brown teeth. No, not yellow, brown. Not even slightly brown, jsut straight brown, with an occasional off-white dot. I was flabberghasted to say the least. Bad oral hygene is a big no in my book.
I looked at Dana, and he was listening to her, just in a kind of trance. But I couldn't take my eyes off of those teeth. I mean, all I can say is pluh. No words come when I try to think of something to say. How could something so horrendous happen?
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:32 pm
Maybe she just got back from eating someone's ... you know.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:57 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:37 pm
O-Oh God...How dose he like her?
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:35 am
`Queen Froggeh Maybe she just got back from eating someone's ... you know. i wonder how long it takes for ur teeth to get that color with bad hygiene
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:39 pm
That is a huge turn-off...it's either he must be really blind about it or maybe gets turned on by brown teeth?
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:08 pm
Eww...
Gosh, find some way to drop a hint about her needing a dentist visit. xP
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:40 am
Perhaps she has a calcium deficiency? I know that one of my friends suffered brown teeth due to a problem with fluoride toothpaste, so it could be that she doesn't have much choice in the matter...
*Shrug* Either that, or she's working up to a really good halloween.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:19 am
How...what the...HOW DO YOUR TEETH EVEN GET BROWN gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:27 pm
Eww... that's nasty...
*Black coffee/tea will make your teeth brown*
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:15 pm
Oh, god.
That's terrible. D:
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:36 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:45 pm
Maybe she ate something brown. Like fudge cake or chocolate. Or drank coffee. I can't imagine someone with BROWN teeth. I've seen yellow, pearly whites and blue (from eating blue frosting xD)
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:15 pm
Mahrahia Maybe she ate something brown. Like fudge cake or chocolate. Or drank coffee. I can't imagine someone with BROWN teeth. I've seen yellow, pearly whites and blue (from eating blue frosting xD) Agreed. I was just getting ready to say the same thing... minus the part about seeing blue teeth. xd :3 I haven't been here in quite awhile...
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:15 pm
That makes me want to brush my teeth more than 5 times a day. I'm sorry but, if you look at other people, their teeth usually isn't brown. But then again, back in Kindergarden, I looked in the mirror and noticed not everyone was dark-skinned like myself.
She might have faux teeth, you know, like George Washington. Did they look like they were made of a different material? Did they look like something was on them? (Such as cake or frosting.) Her teeth may have also been the type you can clip on such as the vampire teeth that my friend has.
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