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 Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:28 am
Oh, dear god, I don't feel alive...
Learn all about your personality via the Starbucks Oracle!
I was surprised at how incredibly accurate this thing is. My mom's a control freak, my dad's a schmuck who wants to sleep his way to the top, and I'm a clueless stripper.My Result Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Personality type: Clueless You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Hot Chocolate are strippers.Also drinks: Wine coolers Can also be found at: The mall Jesus... So... post your results. YOU POST NOW! ...when you're cut short of misery.
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:02 am
using namespace std;
int main ()
{ Quote: You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink Tazo Chai Crème are potheads.Quote: Personality type: Lame You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Small Water. Also drinks: V8 Can also be found: On the couch at home
I got a small water... Dear Gawd, though... It's right... That's pathetic and yet amusing...return 0;
}
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:15 am
Quote: Personality type: Lame You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks coffee. Also drinks: V8 Can also be found: On the couch at home I typed in 'coffee'. confused
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:19 pm
using namespace std;
int main ()
{ W00T! We shall make an army of the lame and take over the world! So decreed the Oracle, so it shall be! MUAHAHAHA!return 0;
}
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:18 pm
Oh, dear god, I don't feel alive...
But I'm a clueless stripper.... Do I win?
...when you're cut short of misery.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:53 pm
using namespace std;
int main ()
{ No. You get sent to Arkansas to spend the rest of your life cold, alone, and desolate. ^_^return 0;
}
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:52 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:19 pm
Oh, dear god, I don't feel alive...
But Mr. Sex-on-a-Stick would be with me, so I wouldn't be alone in Arkansas, per se.
...when you're cut short of misery.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:49 pm
Unless Mr. Sex-on-a-stick and I have a secret love affair, you discover us in the act and break up with him.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:06 pm
Oh, dear god, I don't feel alive...
We aren't together right now. We're kinda in a might-as-well-be-dating phase, so I can't exactly 'break up with him.'
But still, to be a fangirl about it: OH TEH NOEZ J00 DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
...when you're cut short of misery.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:15 pm
using namespace std;
int main ()
{ I'm just still in shock that he's an actual person... I swear, I have always thought of him as a corndog. eek return 0;
}
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:17 pm
Oh, dear god, I don't feel alive...
I'm still in shock that you actually thought that...
... Seriously? You thought about a secret love affair with a corndog?!
...when you're cut short of misery.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:20 pm
using namespace std;
int main ()
{ Either that or fried cheese-on-a-stick--the two look almost identical (Seriously, they do. Fresh, hand-dipped cheese-on-a-stick is way better though.). But, yeah... With the little stick coming out of the bottom, and a face that looked kind of like this:
 return 0;
}
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:22 pm
Oh, dear god, I don't feel alive...
OH, THE IMAGES!
...when you're cut short of misery.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:29 pm
using namespace std;
int main ()
{ Is Chris disturbing you? Sweet!
Oh, whenever I see that emoticon of special Fred that I made, it just brightens up my day...return 0;
}
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