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It can be any assassination mission from the Elder Scrolls games.

Here's mine:
Oblivion Dark Brotherhood, Assassinate the people at the party.
I always tell the old lady I'm an assassin. She just laughs at me...

Talk with everyone, see who they like and hate the most. Tell elf the rich guy she likes wants to meet her alone on the top floor. Once she gets upstairs, slice her neck. Hide in room with sleeping old woman. Clean dagger and cloak. Go downstairs, chat with rich guy, he blames drunk guy. Chat with drunk guy, he blames former guard. Chat with guard, he blames drunk guy. Why is it the drunk guy? Oh well... Kill rich guy, jump downstairs. Clean self. Walk upstairs, act suprised. Chat with remaining people. Guard blames drunk guy, but wont attack. He's protecting the old lady. Kill sleeping old lady, hide from guard. Clean the blood off while I'm in a different room. Drunk guy is scared, good for him. Guard is upset, blames drunk guy. He goes and gets his armor and weapons. Watch him kill the drunk guy to protect me. I laugh on the inside, and thank him outwardly. He starts to beat on door to try and get out. I pull out a poisoned arrow and shoot him in the spine. He dies on door, I laugh at his corpse. Walk outside with a big grin. Collect gold and reward.

Greatest Quest Ever.

It's either that or the Purification.
I took all the food from everywhere in the sanctuary. I stole everyone's food from their pockets (along with all the drink). Afterwards I made a few dozen potions and sold them to the Kajiit, and for some reason he likes me now. I buy all of his spells and items since I'm going to kill him, then place them in my house in Skingrad. When I get back to the sanctuary I start passing out poisoned apples (in other words, put them in the dressers, cubbards, tables, everywhere. Including people's pockets.) I walk around a bit, then the Orc falls over dead. I take all of his stuff and put it in my house. As I walk back I see more markers dissappearing. When I get back to the sanctuary nearly everyone is dead. I take all of their stuff and the remaining apples. Vincent is the only one in the sanctuary. He wont eat the apple since he is a vampire. Once he falls asleep I summon the ghost and launch an arrow at Vincent's sleeping body (which looks creepy). The ghost kills him and I feel kinda bad. He turned me into a vampire and was a nice friend. I knew the Kajiit was the trator, but I have to kill everyone anyways. I take Vincent's stuff and place them in a nice display case. One marker left. I follow the archer girl to a tavern. She walks upstairs and eats the apple. She dies, I take her stuff. Report back and get rewards. Store extra Dark Brotherhood uniforms in a chest at my house.

That is a ton of fun. Just watch out because Gromm will attack you a few days later if you go into the tavern.

My only wish is that I could have watched when the trophy fell...

That's like when you put one of the guards in jail and he escapes. He will come after you, but it takes some time depending on where you are at the time. He came after me when I was in the Hunter's Run, and he fell down onto some spikes. Assassin says: "I thought nobody could get in here without a boat and key..."

When Gromm attacked me I just went outside and let the guards kill him. That was fun to watch. 5-7 Guards protecting a member of the Dark Brotherhood.
The Night Mother giggled at that moment.

A few glitches I hate though:
1) When the news comes out about the Night Mother Rituals, sneak into the Imperial Prisons. You can talk to a guy there that was trying to get into contact with the Dark Brotherhood, but was caught and thrown in jail. It bites as one of the members that I cant do anything. I can unlock and open all the cells, but nobody will try to escape...

Definatly, I let them free for a reason you know?

Especially the guy who prayed to the Night Mother. As the newest listener in Oblivion it is kinda my job to see who prayed to her, but he wont tell me squat (even while I stand in my DB robes...).

It's as bad as how fun walking up to a Gray Fox non-beleiver with the mask on is. Though they seem to forget the confrontation a day later...

I haven't played the game in a while so i forget the name of the contract...

mine was when u had to kill Faclian (i think thats how its spelled). It was funny... stoners r so amusing.

my friend can imitate that b*****d so perfectly....

The one when you got to kill the Dunmer arsehole from the very beginning was awesome. But very hard...

Just use TFC and then press return.