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 Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:33 pm
I know this happens alot your band director does the most idiotic thing they could do, and you laugh at them then they look at you like you are crazy.
We were up at the football field practicing we only had an hour because the selfish football players want the field back. And he picks up this huge purple and pink double flag and starts twirling them around, and skipping. Well what makes it funny is that our bd is usally really grumpy and seriuos and he is not the smallest hippo in the world. We all started laughing and then our bari sax snorted and then this one mellophone actually fell onto the ground she was lughing so hard. Our bd had to give us a break so that everyone could calm down and be all "I hate the world" :l "I can't wait to leave"
Tell me your stories about your got there band director, or even your funny fellow band members.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:33 pm
My band director, Mr G. , Is a nut. Once, he was trying to describe this slow, kinda punk rock pep tune to us. he said, "it's like a good striptease, slow and dirty"
Another time, he was describing this Latin song, "It's like being with the thin mustache and the chest hair sticking out of your white t-shirt and your dancing on the tables and every women there wants you. it's not school appropitae, but they want to BE with you. That is what the song is like,"
It's worse when he starts quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:38 am
exdraghunt My band director, Mr G. , Is a nut. Once, he was trying to describe this slow, kinda punk rock pep tune to us. he said, "it's like a good striptease, slow and dirty" Another time, he was describing this Latin song, "It's like being with the thin mustache and the chest hair sticking out of your white t-shirt and your dancing on the tables and every women there wants you. it's not school appropitae, but they want to BE with you. That is what the song is like," It's worse when he starts quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Wow... I thought my Band Director was crazy. I glad you have to put up with him and not me. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:35 am
Our band director quotes Monty Python and the holy grail. He would say "Your mother was a hamster!" all the time. There was this one time during practice there was some noises going on in the woods behind our field and he thought that they were other people like kids. and he just randomly said that and then like a few seconds later a ground hog came running out of the woods. it was so funny.
There are so many funny things that Mr. H has said and done. It's hard to keep track of them.
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:29 pm
Our BD's fav quote is "I will make you cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.. A herring!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:37 pm
our director is evil...and he smells horrible! last night at practice i was talking to becca and he was trying to set us in our spots like five feet away. well, there was a breze and becca's all like "eww! dude! you can smell him from here!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:54 pm
Hotdog Hobo our director is evil...and he smells horrible! last night at practice i was talking to becca and he was trying to set us in our spots like five feet away. well, there was a breze and becca's all like "eww! dude! you can smell him from here!" lol. our's isn't really evil but he's fat and when he gets really mad he spits every where. so we try not to stand right in front of him at any point in time, mad or not.
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:44 pm
this is a cowbell! you hit it with a drum stik. 
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:17 pm
yess he is crazy,
but we all know it because he wants use to be the best.
but the thing i dont like the best is..
practice that take up our whole day.
weekend practices suck the most..
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:02 am
Well, Mr. McMath isn't bad, but he's scary as hell.
But once he told the Drumline that they needed to play their drums, not make love to them. That was one of the best parts of bandcamp.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:32 am
Our assistant diretor ispure evil. He makes us do basics at about 150 BPM.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:09 am
Yes but Mr. Schade is incredibly funny, Gortho.
When we do good in competitions we demand he sings things for us. It's really comical. One time, he did meatloaf. The second time he told us about this girl that asked him to marry her when she was only a 9th grader xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:51 pm
Our Mr. G is funny, and we love him. he complains that he'll never get a girlfreind cause of us.
We only do one weekend practice a year, and we have no assistant director. (Which is why we don't compete)
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:56 pm
Well, there's:
Mrs. Long: Head director, least liked by the student body, although I like her cuz she tends to favor the clarinets... tee hee.
But dude - she sits like a man. Honestly, cross your legs woman!
and one time she was raising her arms to make us play louder and her belly popped out of her shirt! ha! it was disgusting and yet hilarious!
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:59 pm
Then there's Mr. B, who's bald. Hehe.
Once he was telling us to go back to the last set at practice, and he started trying to rap, "back- back- back it up."
Oh and since he's a percussionist, he always drums his hands against his chest and pops his head out. Goof ball xD
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