Omega Nebula
BAHT SEKS
only fags are drug and alcohol free talk2hand Push up and Chins up prove nothing. i hope you are joking.
LMFAO!! ONLY BRAINDEAD SURURBANITES WHO WORSHIP KEVIN SMITH FILMS SPEND YEARS INHALING THEIR BELOVED "ENTHEOGENS" ON A PERPETUAL QUEST TO PROVE THAT 0 = 1.
With that, I was trying to include FITNESS/HEALTH/PHYSICAL PROWESS without discriminating against anyone; I could just as easily cull those who couldn't run 6 miles in ten degree weather or a hundred
lol And reality easily culls your fabrications with the amount of time you spend on Gaia. 10 degree weather is grim, ego about out running people is homosexual, don't try to mesh this.
Omega Nebula
BM as a whole, much like this planet, needs to be purged of the lessers within. I'm about to start an ANALytic test to see if you are fit as a human to be on this planet, much less listen to and understand BM.
[ ] IQ > 120
[ ] BMI between 18 and 30
[ ] Ability to do 30 push-ups and/or 12 chin-ups
[ ] Ventures outdoors at least 2 hrs. a minimum of 3 times a week
[ ] Drug-free
[ ] Alcohol-free
[ ] Doesn't consume fast food/carbonated beverages
[ ] Reads for a minimum of one hour a day
[ ] Doesn't consume crap in general [Hollywood movies, the news, mainstream music, nu-metal, Smashing Pumpkins]
You guyses can expand on this if you want, but right now we're thinking of a perfect BM übermensch [PBMÜ].
Feel free to fill out this checklist and see where you rank among the rest of your brethren. TSCHÜS!
BEWARE! IT'S A TRAP! IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THIS YOU WILL ONLY GIVE HIM VALIDATION.
HERE'S A TEST TO SEE IF YOU ARE UNFIT TO MAKE STATEMENTS ON THE INTERNET:
[ ] YOU HAVE HIDDEN>DELETED YOUR MYSPACE OVER INTERNET DRAMA, AND RE-MADE ANOTHER ONE HOPING PEOPLE WOULDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE. (
http://myspace.com/arianparagon -
http://www.myspace.com/polkadotkittypillar )
[ ] MAINTAINS EXTREME FACADES OF ANTISOCIAL, NIHILISTIC GRIMNESS (
http://www.okcupid.com/interests?i=Marebito SEE USER:NECR0LUST ) WHILE RANTING ABOUT THE "PERSONAS AND EGOS" OF BLACK METAL.
[ ] SPAMS 'STRAWMAN' PICTURES WHENEVER THE a**s.COM WALL-O-TEXTS DOESN'T SCARE SOMEONE OFF TEH INTARWEBS.
BEHOLD, THE MIGHTY OMEGA NEBULA
HIMSELF, THE EPITOME OF ALL THAT HE PROTESTS!
SPORTING A NARUTARU SHIRT WITH THE 'I WISH I WAS REALLY MEAN' MYSPACE FACE.
THE IMAGE OF ALL THAT IS RUINING BLACK METAL
"EGOS AND PERSONAS"
Remember! General media is s**t and to be frowned upon, except what
you like!
