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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:00 pm
Well, a while ago in the word games forum, I stumbled across a wonderful thread. It was this very idea. It died because idiots came and ruined it, but I Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.(Insulting myself.Now someone insults me, cleverly)
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:12 am
I'll give this a try....
My clever insult: It was great news when your mom told me you stopped wetting the bed, two nights ago.
Is that right?
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:41 am
Mortekitten, I didn't know they made an item of your boyfriend... he's very pink, isn't he?
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:45 am
there are so many things i could say, i cant choose one...
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:14 am
I thought bestiality was frowned upon, especially with the smaller mammals...
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:27 pm
So many beautiful words to describe you, unfortunately, none I would say ... because I'm sane.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:30 pm
I would scream, 'o the humanity', but such a phrase would be out of context considering your biological make-up.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:51 pm
Attempting to be Wapanese? Needs work.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:24 pm
A gift of the gods should not be bestowed on such a devil.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:57 pm
Isn't that why you gave it to me? Certainly it would have been improper for you to keep it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:01 pm
Looks like you've a load of dogs on your back Tarkanos, as always.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:41 pm
Yes I do. I'm getting way more than you ever have.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:33 am
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art uglier and more inclined to shows of temper. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May Nay, a mere breath of wind doth shake the flabby buds of thou. And your lease in next-door's house hath all too-long a date.
Your landlord's warm heart doth not help matters.
((How's that?))
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:18 am
Firlodge, why have you stolen my drapes? And why are you wearing them?
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:46 am
Well now, look who just walked out of a paperback fantasy/romance novel!
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