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IamSTRANGE

PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:53 pm


"We are each our own devil,



I got a Darwin Awards book for Christmas, and have been laughing at stupid peoples misfortunes since then.

For those of you that don't know what a Darwin Award is, it is an award given to someone who helps Darwin's theory of Natural Selection by offing themselves.


One that caught my eye is this one.
Quote:
Darwin Award: Military Intelligence
1970s, Northern Ireland.

Back in the late seventies, intelligence units in Northern Ireland were issued exploding briefcases to carry sensitive documents. These briefcases were lined with oxygen bricks. To arm the case, one simply removed a small pin next to the handle of the case. Thus armed, an opened case would instantly combust, destroying everything within a meter of it.
Because there was a half-second delay before the bricks ignited, the lids were designed to stop on a spring catch, so that no document could be rescued or photographed before it was destroyed.
To open the case safely, therefore, the sequence was:
1. Make sure the arming pin is in place.
2. Open the case.
3. Using a thin object such as a ruler, push back the spring catch.
4. The case will now open.

But in this particular case, the sequence went as follows:
1. Make sure the arming pin is in place.
2. Open the case.
3. Look for a small thin object to push back the catch.
4. Find none immediately available.
5. Notice that the arming pin ins a small thin object.
6. Use the arming pin to push back the catch.
7. Kiss one intelligence unit goodbye.


When I first read that I laughed for quite some time. Some people are so stupid it brings me amusement.




and we make this world our hell."
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:11 am


God... I have that book, too. It's hilarious!

In one of the books, there's one called "Lightning Date." It's one of my personal favorites from the series. Basically, this couple goes out on a date in the guy's car, and park on a hill during a lightning storm. They start making love, when a lightning bolt hits the guy right in the a**. Both were found by traveling girl scouts the next morning. They had to be surgically separated. The girl died, and the guy's p***s now resembles a cauliflower. I rofl'd when I first read that.

I heart the Darwin Awards.

Scraps 2-point-0
Crew


IamSTRANGE

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:17 pm


That one was hilarious.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:54 pm


Indeed.

Scraps 2-point-0
Crew


Captain Dragoon

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:12 am


I heard one once about a couple of guys who got drunk and had a bet to see who was the strongest. What they did was they climbed on the support beams of a bridge. The one who lost their grip would fall to the traffic below and die, but the winner would be the strongest of the two.
So, they made it to the top of the bridge. It took a long time before the first man slipped and fell. The second tried to pull himself up, but he was too tired, and ended up letting go.
Isn't getting rid of reccessive genes fun?
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