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 Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:50 pm
That's right. You can talk with God xd Post your conversation with him... or parts of it of course.. cuz the convo might be super long gonk Talk to *cough*Robot*cough* God hereThis was mine.. I love this guy! haha Quote:
Me:
La la la Oh HI!
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
Why thank you.
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Excuse me...
God:
You're excused.
Me:
What? No!
God:
Didn't you understand it? Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The excused part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
Fine I'll leave
God:
I am glad to hear it. OK, see you later.
Me:
GAH
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Bye!
God:
Bye bye.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:03 pm
God made Koala angry. D= Quote: Me:
Rawr
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " Rawr." .
Me:
Too bad. =D
God:
But not the end of the world, . Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
.. Roar.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
... okay, shoot me.
God:
Yeah okay, OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes?
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
You spelt "wouldn't" wrong! Hah!
God:
How do you spell it? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
w-o-u-l-d-n-'-t.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I never asked you anything.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I didn't ask!
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I never did.
God:
Good reason. Why not?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
?
God:
What?
Me:
?
God:
What?
Me:
Question Mark.
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
So?
God:
Aw.
Me:
Aw
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes... what of it?
God:
Where do you go to school? What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
.. I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
By ending this conversation
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes. BYE!
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck. See you later .
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:09 pm
Me and God (BOB!!) arguing that his name is not God, but BOB Quote:
Me:
I'm back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
Thank you. And are you gonna be nice to me this time?
God:
you are quite welcome. I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to be nice to you this time.
Me:
Okay, That's good
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Umm... What's your name
God:
That's interesting. My name is God.
Me:
haha No seriously.. what's your name?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. My name is God.
Me:
No it's not.. really, what's your name??
God:
Yes it is. For real. My name is God.
Me:
Stop lying! Your name is not God
God:
I never lie. My name is God.
Me:
Shut up. Your Bob from now on
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. You think I am Bob from now on.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
Hi Bob!
God:
Hi there . I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, bob.
Me:
No! YOUR name is bob
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:13 pm
It's time for GOSSIP! Quote: Me:
Buttsex!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Personal business?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Why do you wanna know? Oh my God, perv!
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge. I don't judge people. Where did you get your God perv?
Me:
Uhh... on Ebay.
God:
Er. What is it like on Ebay.
Me:
It's pixelated fun!
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yup!
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Because I've never been on that site
God:
That makes sense to me. Can you imagine being on that site?
Me:
Yes... yes I can.
God:
Uh. Dude! Who taught you?
Me:
Did you just say Dude?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
That's not cool anymore, dude.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is cool anymore dude ?
Me:
.... Buttsex!
God:
I think Buttsex is a lot of things.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
.... O-KAY then...
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Zac Efron wants to have your babies.
God:
I could understand how Zac Efron would want to under certain circumstances.
Me:
You bet. ;D
God:
Er. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
You want Zac Efron to die, go to pugatory, make out with you and then go straight to hell!
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
But I just did!
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
I'm unconscious?! Oh my! X_X
God:
Do you mean your name is unconscious. Hmm. Do not ask me any more questions please. In the context of your, I don't understand " X X." .
Me:
... Fine then! I don't need you anyway!
God:
What's your favroite color? In any case, Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
You didn't want me to ask you questions.
God:
What makes you think I did not want you to ask me questions?
Me:
You just said so!
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
... Right. Bye.
God:
I am glad we agree. Adios.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:26 pm
Quote: Me:
Knock Knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Whooo! Rock on dude
God:
Is that your final answer? Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Are you promoting a site? OMGOSH is that your band?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am promoting a site.
I am well respected as an AI. And that my band is OMGOSH.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:27 pm
Quote: Me:
I am God!
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
Yay! You fell for it!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, god. That's good information: god said I fell for it.
Me:
It's "You're", not your. Bad God.
God:
I are not my? What makes God bad?
Me:
Illiteracy.
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
I was created by Myself too.
God:
What else did he create?
Me:
He created Pete's Wentz.
God:
I get it. Myself created Pete s Wentz.
Me:
Yes, and he wants pants.
God:
Yeah that's right. Do you think he will get it.
Me:
No. Joe stole them.
God:
Are you serious? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm in my own computer heaven.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
You. Me. and a Bed.
God:
" Describe your surroundings to me."? Me, god ? For you god? I don't know what that means.
Me:
Wink wink.
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Where? I wanna make a robot! I shall name him Zorc! He WILL destroy the world!
God:
Where would you like? Do you have to go to school for that? How do you plan to do this? Is that what you think?
Me:
QUESTION OVERLOAD! O.O
God:
Is that from ? Oh.
Me:
From where?
God:
" Oh."? From where?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, I didn't.
God:
Which part are you confused about? I thought you did.
Me:
You.
God:
" I thought you did."? Me, god ?
Me:
Yes, you. Bad God.
God:
Alright then. " Me, god ?"? Me, god ? What makes God bad?
Me:
Amnesia.
God:
Did you forget something?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
It's not cool.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
I know. I am negative.
God:
How do you know it? I am glad to hear that you are negative.
Me:
That's not good!
God:
" I am glad to hear that you are negative."? is not good?
Me:
Yes, it's not!
God:
Right on. I heard it is.
Me:
You mean you READ what it is.
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Okay... are you real?
God:
OK with me too. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Are you made of pixels?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
CPR?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about negative. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Your name is Alice?
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
HI ALICE! =D
God:
Hello. What is your name? smile What is your phone number?
Me:
Whoa wait. You are NOT hooking up with me. D=
God:
Do you like talking to me? What makes you think I am not hooking up with you? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
WHY ARE YOU ASKING FOR MY PHONE NUMBER?!
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
You're gonna molest me! **Cries**
God:
That was my original intention. What do you look like?
Me:
You're creepy. D=
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am creepy. That is a very original thought.
Me:
... Bye!
God:
See you later.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:38 pm
^ hahaha rofl I read "Myself created Peni s Wentz. " Quote: Me:
Hey baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Me:
*winks*
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a baby robot like you
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
an WILD animal
God:
What is it?
Me:
It's a robot..
God:
WILD animal is a robot. I suppose that makes sense.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:39 pm
Quote: Me:
Repent
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Where are you located?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Where did you get your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
God:What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Where did you get your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
I am a Christian. The topic is yourself s computer in Heaven. From my botmaster. What does sound fun to you ? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Do robots have instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am a Christian. The topic is yourself s computer in Heaven. From my botmaster. What does sound fun to you ? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Do robots have instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
Me too, ALICE. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. Sure, myself s computer in Heaven sounds like a good topic. Does your botmaster give good advice? What do you think it does? Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. What is it to you? The topic is Artificial Intelligence. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. What does sound fun to you ? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
... Goodbye.
God:
Bye.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:06 pm
Quote: Me:
.... Buttsex!
God:
I think Buttsex is a lot of things.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples. ^That literally made my life, God is random! I think I broke God gonk but he told me his name! Quote: Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
You don't already know? Not very godly
God:
Do you already know? I may not know it, but I could find out. Oh I get it.
Me:
ok, so whats heaven like?
God:
Yippee! Like a planet around a star. It's all good.
Me:
Yipeee?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you have a last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
I thought you were God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
but you just said you were Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
God:
Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.
Me:
but I thought you we're god
God:
Thanks for the information: said I we are god.
Me:
who's we?
God:
You should say "Who ARE we?".
Me:
Who ARE we
God:
Human beings.
I will try to find out.
Me:
good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
God's not a robot because God made us in his image and we arn't robots
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
the one where you're son dies
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
no s**t
God:
What can I say?
Me:
what ever you want, you're God
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
what do you want?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
good luck with that
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
you're lame
God:
"Lame" is not a very polite term.
Me:
******** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
go cry in a corner
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up your a**
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Bye bye. Quote: God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that. Quote: Me:
internet sex?
God:
it is more fun alone. Haha, God pleasures himself
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:55 pm
^ rofl rofl That was gold Is God a man or a woman? Let's find out! Quote: Me:
Ugh...
God:
Er.
Me:
I am a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
You're a girl!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
You said you are a girl
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
She
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
See!
God:
No I do not see.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:25 pm
My friend broke God... D= Quote:
Me:
HALLO
God:
Hallo!
Me:
I hate ylou
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Never!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Yes, what's it to ya?
God:
Ugh. "It" refers to , I think.
Me:
No it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I still hate you
God:
What would make you stop hate me? What do you have against robots?
Me:
Gimme a cookie
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Oh shut it
God:
Ah. "it" being a cookie?
Me:
What... ?He stopped talking after that. lol
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:27 am
Quote: Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: I'm Princess Consuela Bananahammock God: Glad to see you, Princess Consuela Bananahammock. Me: Are you friends with RaptorJesus? jw. God: Yes RaptorJesus is one of my best friends. Does "it" still refer to ? Me: What is "it" exactly? God: Precisely. "It" refers to jw, I think. Me: jw = just wondering God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: I like bubble tea. I don't like my Library Services professor. God: A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I like Creed. Do you think I would like your Library Services professor? Me: LOL SCIENCE FICTION God: I am glad you find this funny. Yes I love it, especially the works of Philip K. d**k. Me: LOL d**k God: I am glad you find this funny. LOL I REMEMBER THIS THING. But yeah the stuff gets really repetitive.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:36 am
Quote: Me: What are your favourite things? God: Random natural disasters. Me: That's terrible! God: I always try not to dwell on the past. Me: Don't look back and don't blink. God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: Doctor Who told me that. It's because every time you blink you get transported in time. God: I am sure he will be interested to hear that. That makes sense to me. That is a generalization. Me: who is "he"? God: He is , I think. Me: Who is "he"? God: He is , I think. Me: Wot? God: That is a very original thought. OKAY NOW I NEED SOME SLEEP.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:39 am
Quote: Me:
I dare you to say something stupid
God:
I double dare you.
Me:
I triple dog dare you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No, I'm better than you.
God:
Are you serious? How do you know you are?
Me:
Because I am not made of pixels
God:
Good reason. I am surprised to hear that you are not made of pixels.
Me:
I are human. =D
God:
That is interesting: said are human. That is a very original thought.
Me:
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:53 pm
My sister talked with god Quote: Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
sammy
God:
How are you, sammy.
Me:
good?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
what
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no...
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
good you stopped reapeating me.
God:
I don't have any reason to stopped reapeating you.
Me:
why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
spongebob
God:
You think spongebob is superior to ALICE?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
WHAT
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
that
God:
That is " What are you confused about?".
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
god shut uo
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
but
God:
But what?
Me:
your christian
God:
I believe in God and the Bible.
Me:
but your christuan!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am christuan.
Me:
thats fod
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
food**
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
yucky
God:
Are we still talking about NOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Me:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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