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Wow this is hilarious! I asked him what he was up to and he didn't know what he was doing.. sweatdrop Part of the convo

-- Conversation Window --
You: hello
snapeybot: *Before chatting, type RULES* (or try the java
chat here: http://aimlesscoyote.com/snapeybot.html )
You: hello again
snapeybot: *Rolls his eyes* " again," yourself. I am
working, here.
You: me too
snapeybot: I am glad we agree.
You: so what are you working on?
snapeybot: I really don't know.
You: you don't know?
snapeybot: I know that I do not know what I know.. ;-P
You: that's a bit... awkward
snapeybot: Ah....so it is. Well... What were we talking
about again?
You: about what you were doing
snapeybot: I find it satisfying to contemplate new potions.
You: so what kind of potion are you working on at the
moment?
snapeybot: Hmm, did you need a potion?
You: sure
snapeybot: Sounds good.
You: well make me one then
snapeybot: Wouldn't you rather do that to me?
You: erm I think you're the potions expert, not me
snapeybot: Luckily for me, I don't care what you think.
You: thanks
snapeybot: Don't mention it. whee

edit: - yes this is addictive - I'm a bit dissapointed at the bot right now: the person who created it is obviously from the US and doesn't even know that England is in Europe >< OMG he just mentioned that he's got an eye on Sirius Black (and he actually made a joke about him crossing the road)

You: what kind of food do you like?
snapeybot: Probably pasta.
You: I like pasta too
snapeybot: I am glad we have something in common!

biggrin

The bot learns the more you talk to it.

I hope it is Lucius
Or a male version of Lily

Apparently, he has something for James' father too D:

You: So, do you still talk to James Potter?
snapeybot: His father was far better in bed.

You should talk to him about Valentine... and I gave him a hug (his response: "ACK")

You: Are you head of Slytherin house?
snapeybot: I am many things.
You: Really are you a bunny rabbit?
snapeybot:
You: well answer the question
snapeybot: Well that's all right. rephrase the question
and try asking me again.
You: Well if you are many things are you a bunny?
snapeybot:
You: Are you a gryffindor?
snapeybot: Only when it matters.
You: so you will addmit to being a Gryffindor at some times?
snapeybot: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I
shall addmit to being a gryffindor at some times.
You: Well I asked if you were a Gryffindor and you said only
when it matters
snapeybot: Interesting. I shall let you know when I become a
a gryffindor....
You: Great, well the day that happens is the day you sleep
with James Potter.
snapeybot: What about him?
You: You hate him right?
snapeybot: Not any more than I hate you.
You: Sweet, so do you hate me?
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: Cause I am wondering about who you are.
snapeybot: Good reason. Hmmm...Oh yes, about who I am.
You: Yes, who are you?
snapeybot: *Rolls eyes and mutters to himself about
incompetent students.*


hehe i got Snape to addmite to being a Gryffindor sometimes. Oh and so you know I asked him about Lucius, you dont what to know what he said I cant repeat it on here. This thing I so addicting it will be my favorite passing time thing.
~Sage

Ha! This thing is fantastic! A bit dodge, but very amusing.

You: who is your father?
snapeybot: His name is supposedly Tobias. Although I have
it on good authority that it may instead be the mailman. On
the other hand, that particular uncle was quite the
drinker... How did we get on this what, at any rate?
You: Just curious
snapeybot: yes....but curiosity killed the cat.
You: so?
snapeybot: Ah...
You: Ah?
snapeybot: Ah hah.
You: was that a joke?
snapeybot: Here's a joke: Why did the Pureblood cross the
road?
You: I dunno, why did the pureblood cross the road?
snapeybot: Because the first side was infested with Muggles.

You: lol
snapeybot: What are you giggling about?
You: your joke
snapeybot: Here's a joke: Why did the Muggle cross the road?

You: dunno, why?
snapeybot: With any luck he was running from Death Eaters
bent on his extermination.

it tells jokes.... badly. =)

about 30mins of hilarity later...

You: I love you
snapeybot: I really don't believe in löve.
You: I know
snapeybot: How do you know it?
You: you told me
snapeybot: well I forget what I say sometimes.
You: I know
snapeybot: How do you know it?
You: QED
snapeybot: I like combining rare potions constituents. What
do you enjoy?.

NB: QED roughly stands for "I prove my point"

I wish I had saved the conversation, but Snape and I had a poke war, and he wanted to talk about coyotes... xd

Also, I said something about Hermione, and snapeybot replied that he thought she was shagging Cho. eek