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 Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:29 pm
The Gaioh Gazette
Seriously people, we can't make this crap up. Oh wait, yes we can.. Heya folks, It's us again, the Gaioh Gazette! We're the newspaper dedicated to bringing your guild to you, since you're too damn lazy to go get it yourself. This is our very second issue, so let's see what kind of wonderful info we're cramming into your eye-sockets this month! Table of ContentsNinja Spotlight: Chaos Beaver by Manndar Gorlok Gaioh's New Look by Masamune Syaoran Contest! Funny videosAdvertisements
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:07 pm
Manndar Gorlok Ninja Spot Light: Chaos
By Manndar Gorlok In the world of the Shinobi, there are always those who stand out from the crowd. Those who are so epically bad a** that everyone knows their face from the bingo book without even having one readily available. Well, for this article, the editors decided to say screw that; it has been decided at random of who is this month's Ninja Spotlight. This month's shinobi is no other than the amoral, chia pet Shinobi, Chaos! Chaos is a complex character who enjoys ham sandwiches, porn, and occaisonally messing around with the only person that actually resembles anything near his friend, Masamune. As a Jounin, he showed no real interest in his Genin squads. Chaos came to Gaioh in 2006 with a purpose that nobody knew or even cared about. He was the village freak. A sadistic experimentalist with tiny demon vines spread throughout his body. Using a combination of water, earth, and demon vine jutsu, Chaos fought to a beat of his own drum. He then showed his true nature by openly practicing forbidden kinjutsu within the village. He started out small with curse marks and elevated his way to a full out kinjutsu list including multiple curse seals, and not the ones who balance balls on their noses for free fish. Eventually, Chaos went 145.2% insane, instead of his regular 100%. He replaced his entire body with demon vines, losing his ability for most of his jutsu. He wielded the Ichijin blade Rage and was a head honcho in both the ANBU and the Civil War against the Ichijin. Chaos used his many underground connections to get a new yari which replaced Rage, which he shattered. About the same time Chaos received his new gift, Azure and another Ichijin Elder arrived to his Observation Tower and used a Blessed Seal on Chaos to return him to his human form. And that is Chaos in a nut shell. There were several things that he did not wish to be written or even talked about with me, so if you want to find out...... Well, I wouldn't recommend asking him.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:43 pm
Gaioh's new look
By Masamune Syaoran So you've surely noticed by now but Gaioh's subforums have moved around. Don't worry, you're still in the best ninja village this side of Konoha, we've just made it even better. The first thing you'll notice is the subforums have been slimmed down. We've separated the OOC from the RP and removed a bunch of subforums that weren't seeing much use. We've also added a new subforum for profiles and info new members and old might find useful, like the summons page and clans listing. OOC subforums are on the top of the subforums listing, with RP at the bottom. The main forum now looks a little neater with the profiles info moved to its proper place. The academy has also been removed, since we werte losing so many people to the slowness and confusion of the academy process. New members now start out as Genin. Reorganising the guild took most of that day, Clearing the badly cluttered OOC and Arena subforums was no small task. Azure proceeded to make the other mods look like chumps by doing five times the work in the same timespan. Damn, he's good. He even told me how he did it and still outdid me. (My excuse is that his method slowed my computer down to a crawl. He still doesn't buy it.) The guild was reduced to an OOC thread for that day, but the result is something new and old members can all enjoy. ~Masa.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:45 pm
Contest! Funny Videos! April means April fools day and what better way to celebrate than by having a contest to see who can post the funniest video? The rules are simple, go to youtube and find a humorous video (PG-13 tops). Submit it to Manndar Gorlok, who will be well compensated for being the judge. (masa can't seem to get videos to run, long story.) Manndar will select one video that he finds the funniest, and whomever wins gets a prize, and their video gets into the next month's gazette! Videos don't have to be made by you, but don't claim ownership of anything that is not yours. That's just wrong.
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:49 pm
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