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 Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:24 pm
I almost lost my manhood today and almost biffed it hardcore while on my bike today.
I was riding down a gravel road with no hands on the handle bars. I was leaning to avoid a pot hole but my front tire went down into it. The pot hole was kinda deep and to my luck, it was in the section of the road where it met the border of a paved part of the road.
So here I am with 1 hand on my handle bar and a 2 liter of pepsi in the other hand. During this whole almost crash, I managed to hang on to the pepsi. No ******** clue how. Then I landed on the bottom bar, then was sent flying towards the top of my fork where it goes to handle bars. Mind you, I have NO protection on my bike at all.
LUCKILY, I hit just above my genitals on my lower tummy.
I was so releived. A couple of people saw the whole thing and I looked at em and said "Damn. That could've been waaaaay worse" He looked at me and was like "Yeah it could've. You okay man" I told him I will be. I got home and was really shakey.
The only good thing was that my pepsi didn't explode when I opened it!
Woot.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:30 am
mrgreen im sorry, i laughed xd Save the pepsi above all else!
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:06 am
Lol.
I posted this in the GD and actually got sympathy.
Its so bizzare...
I told my g/f and she freaked out. I assured her Im totally fine.
Which... I kinda am.
I've been having pain off and on all night.
I dont want anything serious to happen though, Im not insured ._.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:35 am
You should always insure your goolie bits!
I cant believe you got sympathy in the GD, i would have thought you got lots of noobish responses and several lols.
The pain is probably just bruising. Or internal bleeding. Which is kinda the same thing xd Im sure its not serious...yet ninja
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:47 am
Its funny.
We Amercians b***h how we cant be cool like the Canadians and have free healthcare.
But whenever we try to vote for it, people hear "We're gonna have to raise taxes a lot in order for this to work" we vote against it.
Then people b***h about how we dont have free healthcare.
God, the US is a like a Yo-Yo at times.
Then the Oregon Health Plan is being slowly phased out each year.
Im amazed my g/f and my brother are on it xD
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:05 am
lol we dont get free health care AND we get the hell taxed out of us. I think my parents pay about a third of their income in income tax. And they are special cases or anything, just normal salaries. It sucks
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:16 pm
Iconised Ghost lol we dont get free health care AND we get the hell taxed out of us. I think my parents pay about a third of their income in income tax. And they are special cases or anything, just normal salaries. It sucks Ouch.
That's horrible.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:27 pm
yeah it is. but it makes voting easy
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:39 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:18 pm
Ouch, last time I had a big fall off of a bike I was eight. Going down a hill (really the side of a valley, but whatever lol) and was going WAY too fast, hit a bump, and went flying. Ended up grazing my elbow, spraining my pinky on my left finger, bruising my cheek... not to mention what happened to the bike (I had to walk home, although it was an easy fix for my dad). And then my elbow got infected and my mom made me go to the hospital to get it cleansed.
I hated that doctor mad
Then the next year I tripped while eating an ice cream and grazed my other elbow. Saved the ice cream! And this time I didn't let my elbow get infected lol Didn't want to see that doctor again.
Good to know your man parts were safe though. That would've sucked.
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:24 pm
I've had more than my fair share of bike accidents.
Lol.
See now, we can save food/drinks we love, but when it comes to our own body, we cant.
Although, I got lucky.
My girlfriend asked me if I was okay down there xD
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:00 pm
you just vote for whoever promises the biggest tax cuts mrgreen last time it was who ever gave us interest free student loans. Now we have that, we need to get something else out of the govt. Ouch pistil! Infected elbow sounds bad, especially since its the joint gonk i fell off my bike when i was about 7 or something and split my chin open and had to have it cleaned and have stitches. Wasnt very painful though O_o
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:42 pm
Psh, I cut my chin when I was 2, AND I remember it too.
I slipped on ice the winter after the bike accident and split open my lip. That sucked cuz my lip was so swollen I couldn't drink anything - especially with a straw.
I don't get into a lot of bike accidents... probably because I'm not a crazy bike rider - I just use it for getting from point a to point b lol
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:53 am
Ouch! I hate it when anything happens to my lip that makes it swell up. Like, you bite your lip and then it swells up, and you bite it again, and it swells up even more and on and on and on gonk
Its weird, i remember cutting my chin open and going to hospital and everything, i just dont remember it hurting. Maybe it just wasnt important to me at the time xd
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:53 pm
I remember it hurting. I remember putting up a really good fight too. I may have been 2, but damn it it took 2 nurses, the doctor, and my mom to pin me down... and they only got two stitches in (should've been three but they gave up lol)
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