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 Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:16 pm
Post your reviews for past shows and predictions for upcoming shows.
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:11 pm
The predictions are back!
I ******** love these.
EXODUS Gaijin Killers VS The Rejects The rejects have been together for so long, their teamwork and ring prowness shan't be beaten. Plus, i'm pretty sure Gaijin Killers are jobber looking at the fact their profile was posted over a year ago and no sign of the user in the forums.THE REJECTSXW VS Milita I haven't seen anything from either of these guys, but XW has a good look about him and he's the face in this so i'm pushing for him. Militia on the other hand is coming off a bad loss to Cody Bogard and also, well he has Metallica has his entrance theme so i really hope he loses.XWSparco VS Johnny Chaos domokun Cody Bogard VS Kelly King 2.0 Cody Bogard is one of the best damn wrestler to grace the Gaian E-fed community. I cant find a profile for KK 2.0. I think I know who i'm going for. CODY BOGARDKid Chaos VS Talon VS Ryan Ross VS Matt (First qualifying match) Now this is a toughy. There's a few good wrestler's in this one. But this is a fatal four way. And with these you need experience. You need to know the ring like the back of your hand. And if their is one guy in their with that experience edge it's Kid Chaos. So I should probably go for him. But! since Talon made his debut in GWA I grew an instant liking for him so what the heck i'll go for him. On a final note, i would really like to see the 3 newcomers in a triple-threat cos at the end of the day Kid Chaos is on a different level to these kids. TALONHunter Sullivan VS Figgy Another toughy. Two veteran's going head to head. I'm gonna just go with straight off instinct and chose Figgy. it's pot luck.FIGGYIce VS Alex lordsC'mon guys. Alex Lords is a great up and coming star but it's Ice. Ice was the GWA Grand Champ. If Alex wins this i'd be greatly surprised.ICEThat concludes this weeks predictions, see you next week!
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:37 am
Exodus
Gaijin Killers VS The Rejects: What can be said about this match? The rejects have been wrestling a lot longer than the killers and not to mention, the rejects have a huge threat in Danny Deamon, and on top of that the rejects have a total size and power advantage in the form of Viral, so who am i going to choose, easy The Rejects.
XW VS Milita: I actually have no knowledge of either of these to fighters, but i have to say militia is a small army and XW is well just two letters put together, I'll go with Militia.
Sparco VS Johnny Chaos: WOOOT!! now this match will go down in the anales of history as being one of the best. There is so much on the line here a chance to become the first NLS UNIVERSIAL CHAMPION, and of course, the pride of going on to the next round, I have to say that sparco is a highflying legend. He's been around a very long time and is a definient favorite. Johnny chaos on the other hand has a big bad manager, and has the size advantage i just dont see sparco being able to over come, i pick Johnny Chaos.
Cody Bogard VS Kelly King 2.0: What can i say about these two you have "The Burning Avenger" who has been a champion in the GWA a huge indy champion in a huge indy company. On the the other hand you have Kelly King 2.0 who's been in the buisness but i have to say that Cody has the desire to become a champion again my choice is Cody Bogard.
Kid Chaos VS Talon VS Ryan Ross VS Matt Shanahan: Spoilier alert: just kidding.
Hunter Sullivan VS Jacob Figgins: My oh my another very good match for the championship tourniment. Jacob Figgins has been a power player in many federations. Hunter Sullivan on the other hand is a very big man in the buisness with high profile matches in many fed's. For my choice i'm going with Hunter Sullivan.
Ice VS Alex Lords: I'm very Ice friendly not to take anything from Lords in fact Lords is quite good and has a good shot at winning but Ice is just. He's good I choose ICE.
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:49 pm
EXODUS
Gaijin Killers VS The Rejects The Rejects have been around forever and with Danny backing them up i can't seem them losing this one, sorry. THE REJECTSXW VS Milita I've heard of XW...but i can't think of anything he's done...(flipping coin)....ok MalitaMalitaSparco VS Johnny Chaos You know i'm kinda liking Chaos these days. He's a fresh new guy who i can't wait to see does in this biz...but Sparco has been around longer then i....so Sparco it is. SparcoCody Bogard VS Kelly King 2.0 Is King Kelly a robot.....just the whole 2.0 thing....never mind. Bogard is an amazing wrestler so him all the freaking way. CODY BOGARDKid Chaos VS Talon VS Ryan Ross VS Matt (First qualifying match) Hmmmmm, Kid Chaos. Why you ask? Because i'm predicting against the other Chaos on the card and i wouldn't want Giant Dinosaurs rampaging through my house. (Jurassic Park joke...Chaos theory and what not....never mind.....I thought it was good...)Kid ChaosHunter Sullivan VS Figgy Figgins and Ice have a history and darned if i don't like the guy. But Hunter seems like the hungrier one....sorry figgy Hunter it is. HunterIce VS Alex lordsOMG WHOSE IT GONNA BE!some guy named Ice....or some guy named Lords...That concludes this weeks predictions, see you next week! And yes i did just copy Sparco's template....meh i'm lazy...
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:11 pm
EXODUS - Predictions
Gaijin Killers VS The Rejects
The Rejects, two of the craziest SOBs, taking on the Gaijin Killers, who based on their name, must be some dangerous guys. Looking at the teams, it all lies with the X factor....... the giant Viral.
My Pick: The Rejects
XW VS Milita
Don't much about either guy, just that its a young up-and-comer (Xw) vs the X-Pac look a like (Militia).
My Pick: Xw
Sparco VS Johnny Chaos
The Froggy Brit and the Submission Smartass. Contrast of styles on this one, as Spaco will look to make this an airfight, while Johnny will try to keep this a ground based fight. Expect someone to take a HUGE finisher on this one.
My Pick: Johnny Chaos
Cody Bogard VS Kelly King 2.0
My match, so I'll not make a prediction here
Kid Chaos VS Talon VS Ryan Ross VS Matt (First qualifying match)
Two rivals are back (Chaos and Talon) and are likely to beat the holy hell out of the other two poor fools, making them non-factors. So it comes down to Chaos and Talon for me.
My Pick: Kid Chaos
Hunter Sullivan VS Figgy
Hunter has started to show improvement back from the GWA days to now in the NLS. Figgy was a guy to watch in the GWA's dying days and looks to have not lost a single step. One guy has to lose this hard fought match.
My Pick: Figgy
Ice VS Alex Lords
Comes down to this......a very unlikely Quarterfinals match between Ice and Lords. Last time they met, Ice took care of Lords with not much difficulty in a GWA Grand Championship title defense. This time, all bets are off and Lords might be motivated to use the tourney momentum to knock off the Dragonslayer. HOWEVER, this is Ice we are talking about, a guy that has taken down nearly everyone in his path in the past and expect the same result as last time.
My Pick: Ice
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:47 pm
EXODUS
Gaijin Killers VS The Rejects
Kal says: No brainer baby. Rejects. When the Killers are proven to actually be alive, then maybe this wouldn't be so easy.
XW VS Milita
Kal says: Um who vs who? s**t. I dunno. Right now it seems like it doesn't matter who wins since both are rookies. ******** it, X Dub.
Sparco VS Johnny Chaos
Kal says: The Long lost Hardy Boy vs Mr. Chaos. IF Chaos gets a hold of Sparco, prepare for the lil froggy to be squished faster than Frogger. But, I got a feeling that Sparco is gonna steal the win in this one.
Cody Bogard VS Kelly King 2.0
Kal says: OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Wait...it's not Matt Hardy? Well, damn. Bogard is serious business so I'll pick him.
Kid Chaos VS Talon VS Ryan Ross VS Matt (First qualifying match)
Kal Says: Please. I am personally backing KC. He's always been a character that I enjoyed back in the GWA and was really glad to see him with the Openweight title. So with that said, I'm looking forward to him stomping some a** in this match and making it to the PPV.
Hunter Sullivan VS Figgy
Kal says: Two guys in a match that could make or break their career really. I mean, win this and they are pushed into a possible ME picture. Hunter may be hardkore, but Fig is a guy I've watched over since the ol CTC days. I'm choosing him.
Ice VS Alex Lords
Kal says: This is gonna be straight up hotness. Ice vs Lords II. In my opinion, Lords is gonna be looking to prove himself since not only did he lose last time, but he wants some of that world title pie. That means he's gonna be willing to do whatever it takes to get there, and if he's gotta pull out all the stops, then he'll do it. But Ice has made a name for himself as a ME guy who is looking to get to the top of the mountain here at NSL. I'm choosing Lords as he's more hungry. When you want a taste of that pie, nothing stands in the way. Nothing.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:21 am
Exodus
Gaijin Killers VS The Rejects
Let me see...Just cause I don't like mohawks or liberty Spikes and that noone is rooting for the others, I am rooting for the killers. I think the Rejects will win, but I am still rooting for the killers.
XW VS Milita
I'm guessing...hell I don't know. Two virtual noones in my head. Um...Militia because he comes first in the alphabet.
Sparco VS Johnny Chaos
Well, I like Sparco, and at the moment I don't like Johnny Chaos, so Sparco. Hell, Show some domination and show the newb wrestler (not the one behind him) how a veteran fights.
Cody Bogard VS Kelly King 2.0
I know nothing about Kelly King, but even if I did, I am sure that Bogard will put him down. Bogard.
Kid Chaos VS Talon VS Ryan Ross VS Matt (First qualifying match)
Not spoiling this match.
Hunter Sullivan VS Figgy
Hmmm...tough to say. I never fought Figgy one on one. Both have high seats here, so I am going to say that the outcome will be interesting to me.
Ice VS Alex Lords
Ok, I know that Lords can get s**t done. That is without question. Still, in terms of what I know, Ice had the GWA title for HOW LONG!? Unless GWA and the title vanishing took away what gave Ice strength, I am giving this to Ice.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:23 pm
Trinity
Matt Stone VS XW
Once again i ask who is XW.... I'm going with MATT STONE
Ryan Ross VS Shadow Starr
I REFUSE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING
Figgy VS Talon
This match should be amazing maybe not as amazing as my match but pritty good, Talon is a tough competitor with a mentor that is an ICON, but Figgy is also a wonderful talent and a good guy to work with hmmm i'm picking FIGGY
National Championship Qualifying match.
Alex lords VS Mike Anigma VS Johnny chaos VS AJ warner
OHHHHHHH the match i should have won last week, OH well i only know two competitor's talents in this match and it's Alex Lords has alot of talent but i think he might be just a little to MMA for this match, Johnny Chaos rudely interupted my match last week and i'm not really a big fan of rude people, but i must say Chaos has an advantage i'm with JOHNNY CHAOS
Semifinal Round Match.
Sparco VS Cody Bogard
Cody versus Sparco pritty good but I'm a little surprissed Sparco's made it this far he's small fly's about like a monkey, what the heck. Cody on the other hand is a bigger more suitable champion appeal. I'm backing CODY BOGARD
Semifinal Round Match.
Hunter Sullivan VS ICE
Hunter Sullivan is a great talent and is one of the best in the buizz and he's the dude, but ICE in my opinion might be as good as steve twist in the ring atleast i must go with a good pal ICE
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:36 pm
(Yes, thats right, an in character prediction) Greetings all you Johnnyphiliacs, its the NLS's hottest commodity, the one, the only, The Smartass Submission Machine, Johnny '********' Chaos. Ever since www.NLS.com went live, everyone was clamoring for one thing and one thing only, the opinions of the 'Anarchistic Ideal' himself, so without further ado, allow me to present my predictions for the next show, 'Trinity'......god, when are we just gonna cut out the clever names and just start calling the shows 'Johnny Chaos and some other talentless assholes' as part of the National League of Superstar (take a quick guess who that superstar is)
Anyhoozle, lets get down to brass tacks....... First off Matt 'who cares' Stone vs 'At the bottom of the card where he belongs' XW.......seriously, who the ******** are these people? What the ******** does XW stand for? Why the ******** am I asking questions I couldnt give two shits about the answer to? Whatever, I'm picking Matt Stone, since he did such a great job on the latest season of South Park...way to go Matt!
JC's pick: Matt Stone
As we continue to creep through the fetid wasteland that is the lower card, we arrive at Ryan Ross, who gets bonus points for his name being alliterative, and Shadow Starr, who gets neg 10 for spelling 'Star' wrong.
Win goes to the Rowdy Rebel Ryan Ross (Ryan, if you start using that, I expect a royalty check every time someone so much as starts to say it)
JC's pick: (Rowdy Rebel) Ryan Ross
Figgy and Talon.... Talon didn't have the balls to tangle backstage, but on the other hand you have a guy who has been able to squeak out a win or two over my mentor, Danny 'Demonstar' Daemon (Again, alliteration kicks a**). Figgy, despite the whole retardation thing, manages to squeak out another win.
JC's pick: Figgy (SQUEAK!)
As for the next match.....the higher ups say I'm not allowed to say anything....but come on......Lords is the only one in this match worthy of being in the same building as me. As for whats his face and other guy..... well......just watch it
JC's pick: The winner will be anyone in the arena who gets to be in my presence
After my match, I suppose you could all go start up your cars.....but I suppose if you REALLY want to stay, there are a couple more matches....
Sparky.....yeah, you got lucky...but the Bogieman is one tough character. I should know, he helped train me a little before he got too afraid of how moist his old lady got in my presence. But still, Sparky Plugg beat ME...... even with luck, that takes some chrome-plated balls.
JC's pick: Spanko
I swear Hunter, if I see that fan-coddling little f*****t Ice with the gold for another umpteen months..... There's no denying Ice has a certain...Je ne sai qua..... but Hunter is just brutal. That brutality is what I see winning out in the end.
JC's pick: Hunter
Well that's it, kids. Don't go stickin yer d**k in any strange holes.
-Johnny
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:49 pm
Matt stone VS Zout.
Matt Stone had an impressive showing last week i think...I don't remember now, so i guess I'm going to go with my long time buddy (14 years this year man woooooo) Zout, Mark Zout.
Shadow Discusses his rash behavior.
I guess shadow wins because he can't lose here ... or can he?
Over The Top Rope Battle Royal- Qualifying match.
Mike Anigma VS Johnny chaos VS Talon VS Ryan Ross VS AJ Warner
I can't say anything besides I....can't tell you ha ha.
Alex lords VS Kid Chaos.
Holy two guys in the PPV for the National Title preveiw match Batman....wooo that was a long breath. I'm pritty stooked for this match actually it's going to be a nuts four way and these two have already qualified, so we got Mr. MMA which i just don't like at all sorry Lords your my boy and all but i can't stand MMA in wrestling. Kid Chaos and I go way back so far back that we faught in BTWF the motherland of gaia e-fedding
and i love that guy to death no homo. so i pick Kid Chaos
"15 minutes of fame."w/State of Address by Killa Kal
Killa Kal ftw obv obv obv.
Ice/Sparco VS The rejects w/ Danny
I like the faces in this match both Sparco and Ice have been big big in the buisness but the Rejects have an x factor in Danny, and they also have a long time spent together something no amount of talent can level out. I'm going with the Rejects.
Hunter Sullivan VS Cody Bogard
Well mister inactive vs. mister cheaty face this is going to be about as good as a watching rain fall I think that Hunter will win because at this point he has the coiving danny deamonstar on his side dang him dang him. Hunter you win again.
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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:34 pm
NLS Presents: Truth & Consequences
Match Predictions for May 31st, 2008. At lense's rise we see the NLS' backstage corridor. Placed here is a steel fence serving as a backdrop with the letters "N L S" spray-painted across the mesh in a shade of black. Here we find Le Hang, microphone in hand. "Next, with his thoughts on the up-coming NLS card: former GWA wrestling star, Mark Zout. Mark, it is great to see you, very happy you could make it. Please - give the people your predictions."
Mark walks into the camera's sight, dressed casually in white DCs, blue denium jeans, and a matching blue shirt with 'SeanJohn' jotted across the chest. His jet black hair is tucked behind his ear so that it does not interphere with the camera's view. He shakes hands limply with Hang - a habbit devellopped in the ring - and began: "Thanks, Le. It's a pleasure being back in the circut. Let's see if I can do this by memory?" Le Hang nods to him.
"The first match - if I'm not mistaken - is myself against Matt Stone." Le Hang nodded again. Zout nodded, thinking over his words carefully. As he did so, he ran his left hand through his jet black strands, making sure that they stay behind his ear and out of his face. "Admittingly, I have much more experience under my belt than Stone. However, I have been absent from matches for the past several months, while Stone just wrestled his first at the last card. He fought hard. He was cocky, and found himself more involved with taunting his opponent than attacking him at times, but he did manage to pull off an impressive win - we'll excuse the fact that his lovely valet, Miss Kitty had a good role in him doing so. Bottom line: Experiance verses heart. Be sure not to miss the curtain jerker, folks!"
[Bottom Line: No Prediction]
Le Hang interjected here, speaking at a quick pace, "You seemed very fair with that prediction. How do you think Shadow's words will be recieved by the fans and the guys in the back?"
Zout nodded, no need to choose his words this time. "Y'know, I've known of Shadow through out the wrestling circut, and I have to say he's a stand-up guy. Now I don't know everything that's been going on around here involving him, but whatever it is, I'm sure he has good reasons for his reaction, and I'm sure all those people in the audience, and all the guys in the back will understand where he is coming from. He will go over well."
[Bottom Line: Shadow is forgiven by all]
"Next is a five man over-the-top battle royal," continued Zout, "involving Anigma, J. Chaos, Talon, Ross, and Warner." Zout nodded graciously as he accepted a bottle of water from a stage-hand and took a small sip before continuing. "All of these men have shown mature abilities within the ropes. The most dominating stars I have noticed have to be Talon and Chaos, though. I believe it will ultimately be between the two, I believe." He paused to take another drink. "And ultimately, I can't see how Chaos can't go over, as destructive as he has been."
[Bottom Line: J. Chaos]
"Very good," commented Le Hang. "You have a very good understanding of this sport." Le Hang gave a half-bow, and continued, "Do you have any thoughts on Kid Choas and Alex Lords?"
Zout thought a moment. "What kind of match?"
Le Hang, puzzled for a moment, checked his cheat card. "Ah - uh - Normal rules, one fall. Pin or submission."
Zout nodded, "Then it's sure to be a close bout, but I see Lords stealing this one, possibly with a stiff kick from no where. Choas is great, and doesn't have an ounce of quit in him, but if weapons are out of the picture, and Lords can manage to elude Chaos' submission holds, then he is sure to pick up a double-yoo."
[Bottom Line: A. Lords]
"What about Killa Kal's -- "
Zout interupted Le Hang, "What about the next match?"
[Bottom Line: No Prediction]
"Oh," Hang seemed put off, slightly. He hadn't expected Zout to move on so quickly. "Then we have Ice and Sparco taking on The Rejects, using the manigorial services of Danny Deamonstar."
Mark bit his lower lip, swishing some water around his cheeks, then, visually reaching a conclusion, swallowed. "Rejects steal the win. Danny is crafty, and if you aren't watching him one hundred percent of the time, he's sure to pull something over on you. Unfortunately when you're facing a team like The Rejects, your eyes will already be full - even if you're two of the industries top icons, like Ice and Sparco are."
[Bottom Line: The Rejects]
"Which," Zout stated, "Speaking of icons, brings us to the main event: Hunter Sullivan will take on Cody Bogard. No doubt both these men have made their marks in - erm - on the wrestling community, and they should leave no question in anyone's mind that they will bring everything to the table. I must admit, being a Mark myself, I can't help but love Sullivan's chances here - considering his new attitude and aproach in his matches. If not leathal, his methods are effective at the very least. Now, that isn't to say that Bogard will be squashed. He is sure to bring innovation of his own into the match, but I believe that once the dust settles we'll see Sullivan once again raising his arms high in victory." Zout took the last drink from the small bottle of water.
[Bottom Line: H. Sullivan]
"Thank-you, very much, Mark." Commented Le Hang, "You opinions are highly valued coming up to this card, and I wish you the best of luck in preperation for your match."
Le Hang and Zout shook again the camera faded to black.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:38 am
15 Minutes of Fame Presents:
Predictions for Truth and Consequences "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first ever Predictions segment of 15 Minutes of Fame with your amazing host, the Hollywood Highlight, Killa Kal. I'll be giving my thoughts on on all the stank competition's matches from here on out with every new card we get. The things I'll do to add to my already large bread stacks. Oh well, let's get this s**t over with." Matt Stone vs Mark Zout"Honestly, I don't know who the ******** Matt Stone is. I just don't have the time to waste watching this lower card nobody wrestle. And then Mark Zout. That name, so...familiar, oh yeah! That's right. He too is a nobody that was in GWA. Funny, it seems NLS specializes in hiring rookies with no talent. Such a shame. Well, this will be the match I go and take a nice s**t and maybe even have one of my many butlers fry me some fish. Yeah, that sounds pretty damn good right about now. Oh yeah, I'm supposed to give my thoughts on who wins. Obviously not the fans cause they didn't pay to see this garbage. They paid to see me, but if I have to choose, I'll say the guy with the clever name. Mark's Out, you slick lil devil you." Shadow Discusses Blah Blah Blah"Okay. I'm gonna take back what I said just moments ago. THIS will be the part where I go and take a nice s**t and grub on some fried fish. Any air time given to Shadow is not a good thing. He'll just bore us to death with the same old routine. 'Hey, I'm hiding in the shadows, wow, my name is Shadow. Did I tell you how I'm Mr. CTC? Did I mention that I'm Mr. Wrestling? Did you know that I was voted CTC's favorite wrestler? I'm so great. I'm like, the epitome of greatness. I was even World Champ for like, two minutes. That's pretty amazing right? I mean, I'm a legend. I haven't even beat any big names, but I'm a legend. Matter fact. I'm the Original Legend...of the Shadows! Blah Blah Blah Blah'. So as you see, I just summed up half of his speech. The other half will be about how he's nothing but a big failure and how he'll be the NLS Universal(wtf?) Champ. Yo son, the routine is old and dead. I pray that someone ends this so called 'Legend' before I come out of retirement and get my hands on him. Cause honestly Shadow, you were never better than me. Hell, the light that casts my shadow is better than you. My opinion? Shadow tells us what we already know. It's time to retire." Over The Top Rope Battle Royal Qualifying Match
Mike Anigma vs Johnny chaos vs Talon vs Ryan Ross vs AJ Warner"Wow, this looks like it has some potential. Oh wait. Nevermind. Only one guy in this match actually has enought talent to completely carry it and that's the guy who's gonna win this match, Johnny Chaos. He brings the pain and anyone that kicks a** easily catches my eye." Alex Lords vs Kid Chaos"Well damn son, here goes the match of the night. On one side, you've got the sadistic Kid Chaos, one of my personal favorites in NLS, and on the other, a runt with some spunk, Alex Lords. I expect this match to be some straight up sick s**t yo. KC is gonna bring the violence, Lords will bring the young lion intensity that could give him the win, but I see this going in KC's favor. He's got experience, even though he has a no holds barred attitude, that experience is what's gonna help him take down Lords with strategy. But Lords will put up one helluva fight tho. I'll at least give him that." 15 Minutes of Fame w/State of Address by Killa Kal"This is where all the money will be made. When everyone tunes in to see what the Feature Attraction of all of professional Wrestling will have to say. Am I coming out of retirement? Am I going to be the new GM? Or is it all an elaborate trick to just let me and my leading lady, Lana, have a live sex celebration? You'll just have to find out. But you already know, that anything with me attached to it, is destined to be good. " Ice/Sparco vs The Rejects w/Danny"Tch. Well if it isn't Team GWA's stank squad. Two men whose asses I've beaten many times in the past, hell, it was the so called 'Silver Flame' who I defeated to win the GWA Grand Championship. They're facing the toughest tag team this side of wherever the hell NLS resides in. You know, I gotta admit, I thought it was pretty hilarious how Danny and his goons snuffed Ice's precious skank. See, if Ice was me, then I know he'd win this match, cause the wrath of yours truly would completely end the career of anyone stupid enough to touch my Lana. But, since Ice isn't me, and it nowhere near as good as the Hollywood Highlight, he's gonna suffer another humiliating lose at the hands of Danny's army." Hunter Sullvian vs Cody Bogard"Okay. You homies listening? Cause this match. This match right here. This match right here. This match right here, is serious business my nig. You've got the wrestler with the personal stick up his a**, and a low life punk who is trying to play the role of 'bad guy' in the movie we call wrestling. Lemme tell you something Hunter. In this movie, there is only one true bad guy, and that's the greatest living wrestler on this Earth, Killa Kal. You see, I don't need a team of guys to help me win matches, cause I'm not a b***h, and I'm actually superior to every person who steps in that ring with me. I'll admit, it's dastardly, but let's face facts, when you get to the top, see how much your friends will want to help you then, when they're gunning for your title. It's sad that you're actually the best of the bad that NLS has to offer. Do I really have to show you people how it's done? And Bogard, dear lord. What is there to say. This is as close to the main event as you'll ever get because sadly your boring a** just doesn't fill seats. But at least someone was kind enough to pity you and give you this chance to shine. Too bad you'll be spending it on your back since I have no doubt that Hunter will find some way to cheat his way to another win. All in all we've got an okay looking show. I mean, the only thing people should really tune in to see is me, which I'm sure they will. Well, that's all there is for this segment of Predictions. I gotta go count some more of my bread, until next time, deuces."
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 4:36 pm
I came ta bring da pain, hardcore from the brain, lets go inside my astral plane.......whats up ********? 'The Anarchistic Ideal here with his second round of predictions for Truth and Consequences, featuring the NLS'S hottest commodity, Johnny ******** Chaos. And I'd like to give a fine how do you do to the only person in the company worthy of any degree of attention that isn't me. I am speaking of course of Der Hollywood Highlight. In fact, I'll go so far as to say theres a reason to stick around after my match is over.....so same old drill, after this announcement Kal has planned, you all should probably cut out of the arena to beat traffic.
Anyshit, first prediction: Matt Stone vs. Mark Zout
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My complete disinterest is almost palpable....but since we all know my affinity for literary devices in wrestling names, I think the pun wins out here.
WINNAH: Mark Zout
Shadow STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR talks about some s**t. yawn. Seriously, cut out the extra 'R' or Noah Webster, Isaac Funk, and Adam Wagnalls will take turns faceraping you in your sleep.
WINNAH: No one
Now then, whoever paid someone off to make a win by submission impossible in my match is one smart ********. I wont say much except that I just came off a loss and I'm super ******** pissed about it, which brings me to....
Lordy lordy lordy...smart move getting the Apocalypse Kid on your side for our last match, but just know that thats a mistake I wont be making again.....I see you just barely getting the win... Watch your back ********: Lords
Then comes the only part of the show I'm watching. I wait with bated breath for the announcement.....I really hope he's coming back to wrestling.....I've always dreamed of making someone that great tap like no tomorrow.
Winner: Society as a whole
My teammates in the I.R.T.A. did a dirty deed. Word is Ice is hopping mad, and anger leads to only one thing. MISTAKES. An angrey opponent is a stupid one, so the nod goes to Spyke, Viral, and my demonic mentor.
Winners: The Rejects
Sully, all I can say is, you are one smart ********. You made a deal with the Devil and boy did it pay off. I expect this to be a long a** match where Cody will do a bunch of moves no one can pronounce until Hunter reaches into his old bag o tricks to pull out the win.
WINNAH: Huntah
Well, I've said my piece. I'll catch you assholes when I care enough to.
-Johnny
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:04 pm
The King And The Kira Ryan Ross VS Mike Anigma Well if i had any Idea then i'd say, but the fight has yet to be done. XW vs Mark Zout I have no idea how clear i was the last time i did this, BUt i have to root for my boy Mark Zout his promo was good his Matches are good he is just a good fella. Thank god XW finally wrote something that i know for sure he wrote it wasn't bad but some of it didn't make sence, so I'm picking who i always pick. Mark Zout Matt Stone vs AJ Warner This is a match i really want to see Matt Stone has a ton of potential as does AJ Warner, unfortuantly for him he has a bad wrap and got his teeth knocked in his first match. Matt Stone your lucky I have a little thing for card gimmicks one of my favorites is named Wildcard so I'm going with Matt StoneKilla Kal VS Talon Killa Kal against the active again Talon woot. This seems pritty good a legend faces off against well a sidekick. Superman vs Robin well i must say Kal will have to murder poor Talon. killa KalJohnny Chaos vs Ice Ice seems like a really really pissed off guy and he's pritty good at what he does. Johnny Chaos is just a little annoying you know the smartass thing but whatever. um I'm picking Johnny ChaosHunter & The Rejects VS Sparco, Kid Chaos, Alex Lords How this entire match came about i'll never know or I'll really read the matches and try to deduce, but you have the established Rejects, with Hunter Sullivan vs. the great the best the human hurricane Sparco, Kid Chaos, and Alex Lords. This seems pritty easy to pick I have a strange feeling that Hunter and The REjects are going to win but it just can't be such a well put together odd ball team v.s. a decently established team insert amazing wrestler, hmmmm well this should be pritty amazing, um i'll go with Sparco, Kid Chaos, and Alex Lords
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:56 am
Hey all you dreamers, creamers, and cleveland steamers (******** GROSS) out there, its Johnny Chaos MAVERICK here with his new round of predictions for the newest NLS show THE JOHNNY AND THE WHO GIVES A s**t. Another collection of matches wherein I am in only one of them, so thats the only one you have to care about.
Anyway, first prediction
Ryan Ross and Mike Anigma Vs. The complete disinterest of the audience..... damn, tough one for Ryan and Mike ENIGMA (You misspelling ********!). The winners? No one.....no one wins in this snoozer of an opener.
XW vs Mark Zout
Seriously? This isnt the opener? Jesus..... *sigh*
In lieu of a prediction, Im posting this video of an electrical outlet.
No, seriously.....
Matt Stone Vs AJ Warner
Okay, seriously, do we even WANT to keep an audience? I mean christ, Spyke fighting HIMSELF would be a better match than this.... NEXT!
Killa Kal, Vs Talon
Now THAT is quite a jump in quality my friends! The ******** Hollywood ******** Highlight devours his first jobber in what is sure to be a five star a**-whuppin....but I really think Talon will pull out a win in the e....oh ******** I can't even say it with a straight face, KAL ******** WINS!
Now Ice, the team wanted me to be a part of the assault on your skank, and I declined. I feel really bad that that had to happen to you..... But not so bad that I'm gonna let your whiny b***h a** win.
Then the Rejects and Huntah beat Sparky, Kid Reason I Had To Change My Name, and The Black Rider, Lordecai in a most embassing fashion involving elmers wood glue, popsicle sticks, and glitter....its like a crafts project, only people get the s**t kicked out of them.
Thats all for Johnny Mavericks predictions......double wrap your weasel when having fun in Thailand
-JM
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