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cambridia

PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:51 pm


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~♠♣♥♦~

MITOSIS

Step One: Interphase
Beginning as a whole
Still growing, still producing
Where DNA is chromatin

Step Two: Prohase
Two sisters, chromatids
Identical, they begin to
Spindle their spidery webs

Step Three: Metaphase
Chromosomes line up
A row on the equator
Preparing for the tug o’ war

Step Four: Anaphase
Chromasomes, pick your sides!
For today is the day,
You must be chosen

Step Five: Telophase
The final step,
The cell has split
Two new daughter cells.
--Cammie

Oh yeah. Try to beat that amazing piece of literature, why don't you!
On the original copy, however, there's a part at the bottom saying "THIS IS A POEM, thanks." in really huge letters, just in case the person doesn't understand that poems don't need to rhyme. Or have rhythm.
Poems simply need to have wierd spacing, not make sense, and hold unknown literary devices that the author didn't even know that they were using when they typed this up in all of five minutes.
O__o;;

At least it's just for bonus marks?
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:15 pm


You make me depressed Cammie.

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cambridia

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:26 pm


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It's because I have a life.
3nodding xd

My teacher said that he liked the part where it said "THIS IS A POEM!" best.


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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:58 pm


yay for an educational poem, Im sure all the mothers out there and Jack Thompson would love you

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:20 am


actually, except for the first stanza, its pretty well written
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