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 Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:09 pm
*blows up old text here*
Yeah, nobody (including me) is interested in posting a new joke each day so this is now Joke Discussion. Comedy's a type of art, isn't it?
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:28 pm
 I'm not getting this... >.< I don't get it and I got one too!!
Well, it's short and it might be overused. Oh well.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:53 pm
darknessI065 I'm not getting this... >.< I don't get it and I got one too!!
Well, it's short and it might be overused. Oh well. The woman stepped on a duck, so pretty much, she's unintentionally telling him he's ugly, since that was the punishment for stepping on a duck. razz
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:25 pm
Pumpkinbot darknessI065 I'm not getting this... >.< I don't get it and I got one too!!
Well, it's short and it might be overused. Oh well. The woman stepped on a duck, so pretty much, she's unintentionally telling him he's ugly, since that was the punishment for stepping on a duck. razz
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Harrison Richardson Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:03 am
I only got dirty jokes, so I will go find one. Nice joke, Pumpkinbot.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:42 pm
Ok, I deleted both our posts, so we don't spoil any of my jokes.
Edit: Also, I suggest while the crew changes the joke of the day, members should post there own and if it is good enough, that joke could be used the next day in place of the crew's. biggrin
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Harrison Richardson Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:02 pm
Fireyblaze000 Ok, I deleted both our posts, so we don't spoil any of my jokes. Edit: Also, I suggest while the crew changes the joke of the day, members should post there own and if it is good enough, that joke could be used the next day in place of the crew's. biggrin Yeah! biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:33 pm
✖ ~~Darkness says~~ ✖ Here, I got one, you can use it for today/tomorrow.
Three people were in a class, a boy, a girl, and a teacher. The teacher asked the girl, "Who created the world?" The boy poked the girl with a pencil and she shouted out loud,"Jesus Christ!"
"Correct!" The teacher said. She asked again this time another question to the girl,"Who made God?" Yet the boy poked the girl again and she exclaimed,"Mother of God!"
"Correct again!" The teacher said, nodding in approval. "What did Eve say to Adam?" The teacher asked her, again another question.
The boy poked the girl again and she told him, "Boy, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I swear, I'll break it in half!"
No comment! 
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:14 pm
A teacher asked a student: "What is the chemical equation for water?" The student replied, "H I J K L M N O."
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:05 pm
Angel_of_Fire101 A teacher asked a student: "What is the chemical equation for water?" The student replied, "H I J K L M N O." 'Cause it's H to O. XD
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:02 pm
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
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Harrison Richardson Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:21 pm
Fireyblaze000 Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. how is that funny? i don't get it.
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