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Lady Purifico Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:59 pm
Hahaha just to get it started, post all your bumps and jokes, caturdays whatever you want! Get your crazy all out in here smile So we can keep it under control wink
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:18 pm
Does your milk taste funny? Check the expiration date, dummy. For your health!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:33 pm
OM NOM NOM NOM.
domokun
If anyone here has ever played Dino Run on Newgrounds.com, I want you to know I feel bad for the dinosaurs. ;---; Creepy exploding meteors.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:28 pm
Thou shal go soak a moose in hair spray and name him Sir Skippy Jimmy of Wilendorf the 12th.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:51 pm
1. Thou shal not mumble.
2. Thou shal always move the "Deli Paid" sticker.
3. Thou shal TRY not to steal.
Numbers 4-6 are Muffin Ethic Commandments.
4. Thou shal not touch a muffin or muffins that do not belong to thee.
5. Thou shal not reach for a muffin at the movies or any other neutral zone of chillage.
6. Above all else, thou shal not attempt to taste another man's muffin.
Numbers 7 and 8 have to do with honesty
7. Thou shal lie to save ones feelings so long as it does not conflict with Commandment 8.
8. Thou shal always be honest to thy bros and sistas.
Commandments 9-14 deal with the almighty wood.
9. Thou shal share thy wood and catcheth those who fail.
10. Thou shal teach thy curvey bros to ride the wood.
11. Thou shal protect thy wood at all cost (unless it violates the 9th commandment).
12. Thou shal bare thy would at any legitimate chill session.
13. The wood transcends life and is such is the property of all bro's.
14. If thou shal accidentally break thy bros wood. Both new parts and liquid sex must be supplied as a peace offering. (The only exception being that his wood was on the edge of death and the snapping it was an act of mercy).
Commandments 15 and 16 are the liquid sex/sex-in-a-can ethics
15. Thou shal always share thy liquid sex.
16. Thou shal never pour out thy liquid sex unless it is into you or a bros/curvey bros mouth.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:55 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:03 am
haha that is the best BUMP i have ever seen :]
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:04 am
PoetVirgil haha that is the best BUMP i have ever seen :] Same here.
I've got a whoooole bunch of others. Just not sure if I should spam only this thread with them. >.>
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:07 pm
If I was leprechaun, I'd probably steal your first born child and hold him for ransom. My price, a pot of gold from the end of the rainbow. Seriously, do the leprechauns even know where they are?!
I think not!
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:16 am
Cloud nine, who knew it was an air conditioned living room in a cozy little bohemian flat, affectionately cradled in a little place I call suburbia?
Who knew what powers that the brushing of skin against plush fabric sould have?
He knew the persuasiveness of glances exchanged in the flickering lights of a television?
Who knew the inescapable bonds of intermingled fingers resting on the loins of young love?
Who knew the horrors of the disturbed mind of a screen play writer was the opiate of lust?
Who knew the charge of skin brushing in the void of light?
Who knew that words mumbled into a chasm of the songs of angels and the wrath of a goddess could haunt me so?
Who knew the echoes of lips crushed together like ancient warships wood last 'til long after the battle had been over?
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:01 pm
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