I have this in my profile, but for you all.. I will post it here too, so you don't have to go looking for it
3nodding -My Quest-
Name: Torm3 (Justin)
Item Questing: CoCo Kitty Plushie!
Cost of item: [At the moment] 385,000g
Progress:

Why should we donate to you?:[True Story] Well you see my friends... I was walking... and it was morning... I was off on my to the store, strolling on the sidewalk, listening to music as I went. I was minding my own business, when I looked over, into the grass of a front yard down the street from mine. At first I was confused as to what I had seen, being as it was an unusual sight indeed! I stared for a few seconds when it hit me... There was a pile of kittens in the grass!!! Once I could tell what they were, I practically burst from all the cuteness! I got down on my knee, and began to call them, "Pssst, kittens.." I whispered, followed by "Come here guys, come-on!" After taking their attention, they all stood up, and spread out a bit... I counted about 7 kittens! I continued calling them to me for a second, when they began to come!! Only, to my surprise... They weren't walking... They were stalking me! As if chasing a mouse! Every single one of their bodies went to the ground, slowly, and they began to creep over to me, stretching out one paw at a time...! Now, at first I wasn't sure what to make of it... Were they playing? What was going on?! But then, as they drew closer stopping randomly, as stalking kittens often do, I began to feel the fear! Their eyes glared into me, burning my soul! I stood and began to walk, not looking back. After I was about to round the corner, so I decided to have one last look... They were still following me! Out of the grass and on to the street and sidewalk now! I couldn't help it, I shivered with disturbance, and started running! I made it to the store, and while on my dreaded walk back, I of course stayed on the other side of the street. I watched them as I walked, they were in the pile again, all but one, who was walking along next to a wall. I didn't look ahead, only at them, and they did not notice me... At least at first! One turned to me, followed by the rest! I walked a bit faster. Would they do it again? Maybe they were just playing around before... They all began to stalk me, again! I didn't see how far they got, because once I saw their cute little bodies start to crawl, I bolted home! Now, every time I walk by, that gang of kittens stalks me! Which is why I need your help to get that Coco Kitty! I need a defender, someone like Coco... They will see me with him, and leave me alone, I just know they will! Or maybe Coco can even join their ranks, and align them with me, giving me an army of kittens! But all I know for sure... Is that those kittens will not stop, until I'm dead. So please... Save me from the kittens, Help me get my Coco!
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