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 Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:28 pm
Ok this wee puppy I picked up on another thread but it was so funny I had to share....
Weird laws....lol
California
1. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
2. Women may not drive in a house coat.
3. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Florida
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2.It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
3. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. ......I soo laughed at this one till I almost wet myself.
4.Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
5. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
6. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
7. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. ROFL
Louisiana
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
New York
1. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. Too funny
2.A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
3. The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Lol what is this world about you wonder!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:48 pm
and some more...lol....from Jersey
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. <--.....what on earth...lol
It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
The third Thursday of October is designated as “New Jersey Credit Union Day” and citizens of the state should observe the day with “appropriate activities and programs”. <--like what? give more money to this state? lol
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
You may not slurp your soup. <--!?
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
You cannot pump your own gas.
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
It is illegal to frown as the town is a “Frown-Free Town Zone”.
No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”. <-- Umm....?
It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:26 pm
lol I love reading weird laws. xD
Here's one from Norman, Oklahoma, as well as some others from the Sooner State:
It is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburger. (WTH?)
One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
Whaling is illegal. (Say wha? Alright, OK, you're my state of birth, but WTH are you thinking?)
Tattoos are banned. (Not anymore, though. That one was repealed back in 2006)
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
I'm originally an Okie, but good grief! What was going through their heads? xD
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:48 am
Eizoryu lol I love reading weird laws. xD Here's one from Norman, Oklahoma, as well as some others from the Sooner State: It is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburger. (WTH?) One may not promote a "horse tripping event". Whaling is illegal. (Say wha? Alright, OK, you're my state of birth, but WTH are you thinking?) Tattoos are banned. (Not anymore, though. That one was repealed back in 2006) It is illegal to have sex before you are married. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. I'm originally an Okie, but good grief! What was going through their heads? xD
......It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. ....
What the hell!!! lol why why why....lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:01 pm
lol I have no idea. Maybe some dude on a dude ranch put his boots on the horse? xD
This dude heard the horse needed to get its shoes, so he played farrier and gave the horse his boots. (I'm no comedian lol ) xD I would laugh so hard if I saw a real city slicker do that to a horse.
Oh, and proof that Kansas disapproves of the Okie sport of noodling (catching catfish without a line or pole):
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
I lol'd
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:49 am
"Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown."
Now that is so not fair - where am I suppose to wear it !!
Oh god I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that ! Several that they did not teach us at the academy. I am just glad we don't have to go around to check that sex position one - WOO!
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Marcus of Blood Manor Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:42 pm
I've heard it's illegal in Alaska to look at a moose from an airplane.
Howzat for ya?
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:25 pm
Marcus of Blood Manor "Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown." Now that is so not fair - where am I suppose to wear it !! Oh god I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that ! Several that they did not teach us at the academy. I am just glad we don't have to go around to check that sex position one - WOO!
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:27 pm
Eternal_PrinceOfFire I've heard it's illegal in Alaska to look at a moose from an airplane. Howzat for ya?
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:16 pm
What ...
4.Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Now that was on my things to do this week !! lol WTF ...I can't take it that is so funny!
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:28 am
Heres some more er...laws?
Alabama -
* Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
* It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Alaska -
* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
* It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Arizona -
* There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
* When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
* It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Arkansas -
* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
* Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:25 pm
xD Alaska really likes their moose, don't they? And Arkansas scares me. Never wanna live there, thanks. O.o Y'know, the States are really odd; I guess our many strange laws prove that. xD
Hawaii:
-Billboards are outlawed.
-All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
-Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Texas:
-Better be religious before you run for office there. One has to acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
-It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
-Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
-The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
-In Abilene - It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
-When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
New York:
-Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
-A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
-The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
-New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:30 pm
lol....rofl... these laws are funny
and '-It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.' ....wtf do they have milking burglers or something!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:03 pm
It is illegat ot shoot a Welsh man, except on Sunday. In which case, it can only be done from a church battlement with a bow and arrow. you can do that all day long
And in Greenfield, Massachusetts: Elephants may not be walked down Main Street on Sunday.
And somewhere in the world, no gorrila is allowed in any taxi
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:20 pm
You gotta wonder whats going on in the minds of our lawmakers when they pass these Laws????
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