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 Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:38 pm
For every squeal and gush made by a fangirl, a day of torture is deserved.
How would you torture the sickeningly idiotic fangirls?
Be as cruel and gruesome as you can think of! twisted
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:05 pm
Thumbscrews? Burning at the stake? Attach them to something that zaps them every time they have fangirly thoughts?
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:21 pm
I'd take those posters of Johnny Depp and Orlando bloom that paper the walls of their bedroom, drawing mustaches on each one of them, then hold a big bonfire. Then I'd make s'mores by roasting the marshmallows on the fire.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:50 am
EViLgerbilz I'd take those posters of Johnny Depp and Orlando bloom that paper the walls of their bedroom, drawing mustaches on each one of them, then hold a big bonfire. Then I'd make s'mores by roasting the marshmallows on the fire. I was tempted to draw a mustache and make Legolas' hair blue on my *own* poster. The fact that I own a Legolas poster at all is only due to my ex roommate. xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:20 am
Tie them to a chair, cut them with a knife on the arms, and pour salt into their wounds. x3
>_> it's a little bit extreme. But it will make them learn.
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:42 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:54 pm
Skin them in a way so that they stay alive, then throw them in a vat of salt. They'll shrivel up like slugs. xd twisted
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:04 pm
My old fashioned method, scooping out their eyes with a mellon baller, or ice cream scoop. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:07 pm
The best page in the universe! mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:15 pm
blaugh Fun topic
Ways to kill the rabid fangirls:
In midevil times, there were many cruel ways of punishment.
This is just one.
Stringing-Cut open a living fan persons thorax reach inside and pull out their vital organs.DO NOT DAMAGE THEM.Lay them gently next to the victims head.
Said Victim may die in anywhere to 1 minute up, depending on how You've done the deed.
Better to let them live long as start at their own bodily liquids falling out of their open stomach, and feel the pain of the birds pecking at their organs, with them to weak to move..or binded, depending on how you're feeling that day^.^
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:11 pm
Steal all their fangirl clothes, burn them along with all their groupie posters, and then dress the fangirls in real clothes. twisted
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:52 pm
I know. Tie them to a chair in front of the computer I'm on now(It has SUCH an awsome sound system) and safety pin thier eyelids open(Just to be safe twisted ) and force them to watch a video of you :
Harry potter fangirls biggrin riving by thier little harry potter cult before they've read the sixth book and yell "DUMBLEDORE'S DEAD" Over and over from a bull horn.
Lord of the Rings fangirls: After reading the Silmarillion, and the history of Middle Earth parts 1-5, Use the bullhorn once again and yell "Aragorn, Merry, and Pippin die including Arwen along with Faramir, Eomer, Legolas, Frodo, and every other flippin' character!" Then watch them cry as the look it up and find out that it's true!
(If I find anymore fangirls besides these two types, I will add them!)
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:49 pm
I'd just deprive them of anything related to their fangirl ness. No pictures, no movies, no anything. And I'd keep them away from all the other fangirls. No one to talk to. And lock them up with an English teacher, along with copies of all their horribly illiterate conversations online. Watch them go crazy.
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:16 pm
Powder Water I'd just deprive them of anything related to their fangirl ness. No pictures, no movies, no anything. And I'd keep them away from all the other fangirls. No one to talk to. And lock them up with an English teacher, along with copies of all their horribly illiterate conversations online. Watch them go crazy. Ah yes-a godo English teacher is the perfect antidote to any fangirl. You should meet Mr. Y. He criticized them XD
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:01 pm
water torture. it actually does work. Then, tie them to a chair. Shave their heads, and destroy all fangirl items they own.
Now we get to the fun part.
Ask them questions only a fangirl would know. Forevery one they get correct, cut off a finger/toe. After a few fingers/toes are gone, they'll probably catch on. Next, engage them in intellectual conversation. Every time they do anything that annoys you, cut off other body parts.
Finally, when you have just a body, run it through a shredder!
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