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 Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:06 pm
And I see a penny and pick it up. turns out it's on tails. Then out of nowhere, a badger came up and clawed my face. Then a beaver started to nibble my face. Then finally, a bear ate a huge chunk. The bear soon turned out to be Lanzer!
And now, I am a half-faceless, but still awesome freak! Kuukukuku!
The world shall know what it means to be half there! twisted
:::Story Update:::
So, I found a quarter on the ground, and on heads. Thank goodness! My bad luck gone! And it was indeed. Because a banana peel appeared like monsters on a MMO and a slipped and fell into a burning vat of baby oil.
I arose from my hot bath to discover...I have become one shiney, smooth, still has a hole in his head stud! At least, everything was right except the stud part since I mirror soon cracked when I looked into it.
Oh well...some luck my never change.
:::Another Update? Get this guy on Gaia's plotline development team....:::
Well...seems as though what I thought was bad luck, turned out to be good luck. Aparently, faceless people with a burning baby oiled body seems to...how do you say, bring alot of people to yard. wink
Well, see ya later. I gotta go take another dip in that burning vat.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:00 am
Da fecking hell? O__________o
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:27 pm
xDDDD
This post is epic.
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:39 pm
What an interesting story. xp
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:44 am
So many animals in the same place...thats odd. Well, pennies are magical that way. rolleyes
You must have had your coat lined with bacon or something.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:37 pm
Lanzer must have a bacon fetish, then, Lame Duck-neechan.
xDD
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:51 am
heishi_rozu-chan Lanzer must have a bacon fetish, then, Lame Duck-neechan.
xDD Rulin' ya universes...
D: OMG MENTAL IMAGE.
...since 1992.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:09 pm
Miss Sushii heishi_rozu-chan Lanzer must have a bacon fetish, then, Lame Duck-neechan.
xDD Rulin' ya universes...
D: OMG MENTAL IMAGE.
...since 1992.
xDDD
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:06 pm
A burning vat of baby oil?!
You must be one smooth son of a banana peel.
Ho-yeah.
*feels up*
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:47 am
heishi_rozu-chan A burning vat of baby oil?!
You must be one smooth son of a banana peel.
Ho-yeah.
*feels up* Rulin' ya universes...
Guuurl, I like the way you think!
*joins in the molesting*
...since 1992.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:10 am
Let's see. I get my face mauled by animals and a bacon horny Lanzer, I fall into a vat of baby oil, and now I'm being felt by women.
The fortune cookie was right!
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:33 pm
Gaspard Osmond Let's see. I get my face mauled by animals and a bacon horny Lanzer, I fall into a vat of baby oil, and now I'm being felt by women. The fortune cookie was right!
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:15 pm
heishi_rozu-chan Gaspard Osmond Let's see. I get my face mauled by animals and a bacon horny Lanzer, I fall into a vat of baby oil, and now I'm being felt by women. The fortune cookie was right!
:O! Smooth menz?! *humps*
Ohhh yeah~ I lika dat~ Humpa humpa~
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:07 am
Solo-dono heishi_rozu-chan Gaspard Osmond Let's see. I get my face mauled by animals and a bacon horny Lanzer, I fall into a vat of baby oil, and now I'm being felt by women. The fortune cookie was right!
:O! Smooth menz?! *humps*
Ohhh yeah~ I lika dat~ Humpa humpa~
Rulin' ya universes...
>D Hayy, make some space for Sushii!
...since 1992.
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