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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:39 pm
Quote: Petulant Lang Syne
OniYouji sipped rapidly at his drink and stood petulant behind an ice cream cone. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel gorgeous and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how hairy his toe got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, OniYouji knew very well why he was at the party: to see Impmon51.
Ah, Impmon51. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his humongous buttock made OniYouji's heart beat like mansweat glistening silver under bright moonlight.
But tonight everyone was masked. OniYouji peered merrily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Impmon51. There, he thought, the man over by the iced tea, the spritelike one with the tiger mask. It had to be Impmon51. No one else could look so luscious, even in a tiger mask.
He began to walk OniYouji's way and OniYouji started to panic. What if he actually talked to OniYouji?
Impmon51 came right up to OniYouji and OniYouji thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Impmon51 said huskily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the boxers," OniYouji said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so putrid.
Just then, a comely voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
OniYouji's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Impmon51 might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Impmon51 swept OniYouji into his arms, bent him in the refrigerator, and kissed OniYouji crisply, slipping him the tongue and groping his nostril.
OniYouji could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out silkily and pulled Impmon51's mask off his face. It was Impmon51! "I knew it was you," OniYouji said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Impmon51 said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
OniYouji watched him go. He would be right back, OniYouji was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
Anyone ever played with this? It's epic. XD Sorry guys, couldn't resist!
Fool around, have fun, don't take anything too seriously, and post any funny results you get. This always produces lots.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:46 pm
Wheee~. I wonder what Oni will think. xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:58 pm
[ - Aoi Tsuki - ] Wheee~. I wonder what Oni will think. xD
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:04 am
I'm Dreaming Of A Painful Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Chichiri sat hungrily by the door, sipping laviscious eggnog.
He looked at the lucrative shirt hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Tasuki had hung it there, just before they looked at each other prettily and then fell into each other's arms and punished each other's finger.
If only I hadn't been so merciless, Chichiri thought, pouring a mood killing amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Tasuki might not have got so stubborn and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a shining tear and held his eye in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a rainbow voice lifted quietly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a painful Christmas
Just like raindrops falling on a sad puppy
Chichiri ran to the door. It was Tasuki, looking all powerful all over with snow.
"I missed you mincingly," Tasuki said. "And I wanted to punish your finger again."
Chichiri hugged Tasuki and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Tasuki said.
"I think so too," Chichiri said and they punished each other's finger until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dog knee and lived strangely until Chichiri got drunk again.
*dies laughing*
Well, that was... random XD
They're both guys by the way ^-^
Oh, but, this one is better XD
The Lucrative Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Chichiri strode along the path, making for Merciless Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Mood killing Book, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Finger.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his all powerful shirt just in time to face the rainbow man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck hungrily, and Chichiri barely raised his shirt to meet the attack. They fought long and mincingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Chichiri found himself forced to one knee, the man's shirt pressed to his laviscious eye. "I am Tasuki of Merciless Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Mood killing Book. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you by the door."
But Chichiri had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his shirt with a twist, overpowered Tasuki and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Chichiri said, looking down upon him.
Tasuki's knee shimmered like raindrops falling on a sad puppy. "I have underestimated you, Chichiri. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Chichiri's desire was enflamed. His eye throbbed and all his thoughts were to punish Tasuki like a dog. Chichiri caressed Tasuki's shining knee and he responded. They came together prettily, and their joining was as stubborn as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet shelf!" Chichiri groaned and punished Tasuki as strangely as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Chichiri said. "That's where I put the Mood killing Book for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed quietly on the grass, forgetful of all but their painful love. "We will stay together forever," Tasuki said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Finger never got the Mood killing Book and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
blaugh whee
Punish him like a dog... I swear I don't know how that one happened
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:52 pm
am i here in vain
did you not hear a word i said
when i asked you i begged you
to just please let me through ...
rofl
oh man :'D
i have fallen now
will you pick me up again
in the face of my failures
i just want you to hear these words
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:56 pm
Quote: The Minimal Terror Of The Snow It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, The Joker and Batman went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and The Joker hit Batman in his heart with a big discouraging iceball. It hurt a lot, but The Joker kissed it quickly and then it was all better. Then they decided to make a snow man. "We'll make a really dynamic snow man!" The Joker said. "Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Batman said. "That would be more superb and politically correct." "I know," The Joker said. "We can make a snow Three-toed sloth. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics." So they rolled the snow up hungrily and made a luscious snow Three-toed sloth. The Joker put on a pan for the spleen. The Three-toed sloth was almost as big as Batman. "It looks maroon," The Joker said thoughtlessly. "But it seems like it's missing something." "Here," Batman said and held up a stupendous tree. "I found this in a dusty garage.." He put the tree onto the Three-toed sloth's head. It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Three-toed sloth, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a fish on land desperately gasping for water. Batman screamed lustfully and ran but the snow Three-toed sloth chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Three-toed sloth hugged him slowly. "Nobody does that to my little Titillating Goat," The Joker screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Three-toed sloth through the nose. It fell down and The Joker kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again. "You saved me!" Batman said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate. The tree lay in the yard until an inferior child picked it up and took it home. Haha...
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:27 pm
Omg, now I have to do a Batman and Robin one. Ambiguously gay duo for the win.
Or, should we start slashing girls, too? I kind of wanted to slash some of the Sailor Moon characters with this for a try.
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:34 pm
O_____OKage....I don't mind the fact that it is a shonen-ai fanfic...but jeez....umm.... Fine! I'll just have to target you back! Ha ha! Let's see how you like it! twisted Yay Mad Libs! Quote: Sweet Love kageling finished packing. Ever since Mikajino, her own true love, had been lost at sea, kageling had been gentle. There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing trembled her, all was beautiful. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going under the covers to become a dark sheets. Just then, there was a loving knock at the door. kageling opened it and stood there lovingly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her breast. When kageling came to, Mikajino was holding her eyes and looking adorable. "My love," Mikajino said passionately, "I'm sorry for the bright shock. I've been shipwrecked on a furious island for the last ten years, living more beautiful than a starry night sky and a full moon.. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?" kageling could hardly believe her Mikajino had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a bed." They embraced sadly and vowed to never be parted again. And all was cute. Erm...I'll get lucky next time. Beware! I might do a Candy Boy one next. Oh, speaking of...naw, I'll save the news of that for another time.
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:52 pm
Well you know it's all or none
so we can't take another chance to be so broken by this misery
hahaha that's a decent one xd
what makes it funny was that I bet you were hoping for something somewhat... let's say different, Oni rofl
And you say we're holdin on but it's done
and that's why I'm movin on
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:40 pm
Oni- XDD Hahaha that wasn't bad at all! But judging from the words you put in, I'll have to agree with Artemis that you were probably hoping for something different.
Huh, I should slash you back. Or, we could collaborate and slash some other people. Who to target...oh, the possibilities....
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:48 pm
*Walks in*
<.<
*Walks out, not knowing what to say.... ponders*
(My buttock isn't that big, is it?)
*Walks back in*
BTW, Oni, I'm the one in the fish mask. wink ..... XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:08 pm
am i here in vain
did you not hear a word i said
when i asked you i begged you
to just please let me through -wipes a tear away-
so touching...poor mika and her leg crying
xDD
i have fallen now
will you pick me up again
in the face of my failures
i just want you to hear these words
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:25 pm
A Hard Day To Kill
Jo stepped playfully out into the soft sunshine, and admired Meg's breast. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a cruel sight."
Meg climbed off the wii and walked quickly across the grass to greet her lover. Jo patted Meg on the ear and then tried to kill her extremely, but without success.
"That's all right," Meg said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not sensuous," Jo. "Not as sensuous as the time we kissed hanging off a chandelier."
Meg nodded cunningly. "We were weak back in those days."
"Our foreheads were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Jo said. "Everything seems sad and irreplaceable when you're young."
"Of course," Meg said. "But now we're troubled, we can still have fun. If we go about it dangerously."
"Dangerously?" Jo said . "But how?"
"With this," Meg said and held out a gentle gun. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kill."
Jo swallowed the gun at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kill dangerously. They kissed and never did they know what happened to that damned fish.. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:51 pm
Quote: To Lovingly Tremblekageling and Mikajino were celebrating a bright Valentine's Day together. kageling had cooked a cute dinner and they ate under the covers by candlelight. "My darling," Mikajino said, stroking kageling's leg, "I have something for you." She gave a box to kageling. "It is but a sweet token of my beautiful love." kageling opened the box. Inside was a gentle sheets! She gazed at it sadly. Then she gazed at Mikajino sadly. "It's dark," kageling said. "Come here and let me tremble you." Just then, a loving crone sprang out of hiding and cackled more beautiful than a starry night sky and a full moon.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an adorable voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table. Mikajino read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister." They stared at each other happily as the crone cackled some more. kageling's eyes began to tremble. Then Mikajino shrugged, pulled out a bed, and hit the crone on her breast. She fell over dead. "Problem solved!" kageling said and kissed Mikajino passionately. "This is a furious Valentine's Day!" They cruelly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul. And then they trembled each other all night long. Yeah, I was lazy. But my next targets are...interesting... Quote: A Depressing OccurrencexxOmegaFlamesxx paced up and down, jiggling her hair. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Porch, had arranged to meet her here in the woods. "I have something creepy to tell you," she had said. Mary Sue Porch was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, xxOmegaFlamesxx expected to see her bounce up, her mysterious hair streaming behind her and her tender eyes aglow. xxOmegaFlamesxx heard footsteps, but they seemed rather happy for a delicate and hot girl like Mary Sue Porch, whose tread was sorrowful. She turned around and found Dust_corgi staring at her. "What are you doing here?" Dust_corgi said tearfully. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again." xxOmegaFlamesxx had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so silently. "Mary Sue Porch asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Dust_corgi, her waist began to throb tenderly. "Oh," Dust_corgi said, lustfully. "I'll just go then." "Wait," xxOmegaFlamesxx said and caught Dust_corgi by her hand. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?" "Yes," Dust_corgi said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, compared to the angels in heaven. From behind a tree, Mary Sue Porch watched with a dark light in her delicious eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "xxOmegaFlamesxx/Dust_corgi". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the whale from extinction.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:59 pm
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