Yay for games! -Ahem- Excuse the not so creative title.

Ok, basically in this game, someone will post a wish, Ex:

I wish I had a piece of paper.

Then... Someone responds by granting said wish... But! Ruins it! Ex:

Granted, but the paper is burned!

Again, excuse horrible example.
So, just try your best to ruin peoples wishes, as well as try your best to specify your wish so that it can't possibly get ruined! See if you can stump everyone!
The only two rules is that you must keep both wish and grant in ONE post. not two, One! And only grant the wish above you!

I shall start!
Quote:

I wish dust didn't exist in this world, where I live...