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Daust Masana Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:42 pm
I'm ******** serious, like a soccer mom turned Christian who just found her eldest son ejaculating to Pokémon cards, and I don't mean in a natural way either.
I'm tired of seeing all these dumb threads like the douchebag who claims to be new then asks for gold, or that tent ******** that decided to announce his love for dead bodies. Physically. This place is just sick and I'm tired of coming in here each and every day and leaving with a fresh pair of pants newly soiled by nacho cheese dip, or whatever else I happen to be holding when "OMG" comes into play. ********. My family has lost exactly $81.56 worth of stuff we bought at the local Wal-Mart because I'm too stupid to not eat when I come here. Seriously, this is all your fault, ROLEPLAYING...BLASPHACTLY.
Thus, one might be wondering why I'm here typing this. Duh, I'm bored. Also, I feel the need to be dramatic like my gay musical theater teacher and announce to the skies that I have decided to leave here, but first: To all you retards (and that one very clever guy whom rhymes with Barley May); I hate you, and yet I love you at the same time. This won't work. "ORLY?" Yes, really. Goodbye...for...ev...er.
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:06 pm
[[I effin' love the nostalgia this one's drumming up. X3]]
I take offense to this, and not just because I happen to be very...enthusiastic about Pokémon myself.
One main grievance I have against you: 81.56!? JESUS, use some ******** coupons or something.
(...Thanks for the name idea, by the way.)
But fine. If you're really leaving, your underwear and your Super Nintendo (a.k.a. the essentials) have already been packed as a courtesy for you. HAVE A NICE LIFE DAMMIT.
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Daust Masana Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:18 pm
I'm not surprised. You always seemed like one to sin, defender158, what with your constant raves about how a mere three digit slack of numeral code holds more ALMIGHT DISTACTION (pwrs) than God, Allah, Garrus (BOOM HEADSHOT YEAH), Mario, and Santa Claus himself! Oh wait...plural incorrectness. Will the evil never end?
Apparently not, cause upper middle class families can't get coupons, especially not from the Spanish newspapers they throw at me when I walk home from school. SCHOOL, you know, the one I go to everyday, as opposed to a place made for clipping coupons to be used at wal-Mart? Yeah, I go to school just like Jesus did when God didn't want to see him at home anymore. IMAGINEER THAT.
( You're welcome...jackass. D : )
Oh, and THANK YOU FOR PACKING UP MY SUPER NINTENDO I ALMOST FORGOT IT-OW, DID YOU JUST CLOSE THE DOOR ON MY PHANNY? That's it, the Power Gloves are coming off, boy. The. Power. Gloves. Are.
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...dammit, they're stuck...
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