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Well with singles awareness day coming up and some of you possibly planning on going the ol in and out with that special someone, i bring you some advice others will not tell you. Keep in mind i do understand that this advice is off the wall, i do not expect many to follow it, just keep it in mind. Also keep in mind that im just putting this out in the perspective of a... shall we say soon to be expert. Any who, enough of the into, onto the unorganized list of advice.

1) Your first time will be quick and disappointing. No easy way to put that but it will be quick and over far too soon. Sure if the person is special it will be a special time, but still disappointingly quick, especially for you girls. Which leads me into my second piece of advice.

2) Learn to masturbate. Masturbation is the key in helping you put off sex till you find that special someone, Palmala Handerson kept me from sticking my p***k into anything willing. Also masturbation helps you with stamina, learning how to put off going off. A side effect of this is knowing what gets you off, knowing how to do anything first is the key in telling someone else how to do it, besides once you know how to get your self off, and your partner can get themselves off, then you just have to worry about your pleasure, and they can worry about their pleasure.

3) Wear a condom. Use protection, its not going to make that first time any less special, in fact it can make it more special because you do not have to worry about bringing another human into this world, and yes you can get pregnant from one roll in the hay. If you trust your partner, and you/she are/is good at keeping a perfect routine then the pill is a good alternative, but condoms are still the most reliable. The injection is a bad idea as it stops you from being pregnant by giving you the pregnancy hormone, which means all the mood swings and cravings, without the additional life, oh and it can make you sterile. so remember, wear a condom, friends don't let friends reproduce.

4) Nakedness is not just for sex. Ok this is just something I have just learned with my girlfriend through playing around. Learn to be comfortable naked. She and I have great fun with me wandering about sky clad, and there has been no sex yet, hell most of the time there is nothing sexy about me being naked, but it can be fun none the less. So I'm saying be comfortable not just with yourself, and as yourself, but be comfortable as Just yourself and nothing else, but i will say, it takes allot of trust to be able to enjoy being naked with someone.

5) Take your time. No great work was ever rushed, as with great works, remember the little details. its not beef to oyster. Learn the erogenous zones of your partner, be it neck or ears or small of the back, back of the elbow, crook of the wherever, explore each other with hand and lip figuring out what pleases the most. The most fun is the appetizers and the apres vis, not necessarily the surf and turf.

6) Don't take it seriously. Remember, sex has 2 functions, reproduction and fun, and fun is not serious business.

Well in conclusion ill say, relax settle down and take heart that there are things beyond your control so lean back and let things take you along. Remember, such as it is, things like the disappointment of how quick the first time will be there is only one thing to do, joke about it and get right back into the action. Most things are just biology and nothing to be ashamed of, and comedy is the fastest way around shame.

true being careful you can never be. remember, a safe word is always necessary when practicing knots.

as for the reference, well i know not of Jainism im just a self proclaimed gnostic pegan.

lame pun of the day "well i was going to the costume ball, and decided to make a pair of pants from tarot cards, i wanted to og scry clad"

The religion of Jainism went through a split a long time ago, two groups came from one, the sky clad and the white clad, the sky clad are the traditionalists.

OK you can screw all the rules but this one simple rule. the one rule you should follow is, BUY the right ******** size of condom, ******** ******** ******** ******** condom size really does make a ******** difference. i appa-poly-oligize for the excessive swearing but 30min and all i have is a slight numb feeling in my p***s because the condom was too small.... yeah tmi but remember, size really does matter, measure your p***s (be it attached to you or attched to others)... ******** annoying, and i cant even do anything about it atm because its just too numb for feeling and im worn the ******** out. (she is grabbing a shower atm)

be that as it may, it is easyer to have a good time, if you expect it to suck. works for almost anything in life, such as snakes on a plane. was a crappy movie, went in expecting a crappy movie, and i got a crappy movie, all in all it was a good time lol.

Pleasure-wise, not too sure it would be important, but you could also learn about the human body and sex organs. neutral But I would think that it would help. Not that I'm saying what I think is right.

I don't think I could do that without wanting her even more. eek

Well, whether you think that it tempted him or not, it did. He's been thinking about it. A lot.