Brain:

I am not going to be kind towards you and even CONSIDER typing "dear" before your name, because "dear" you are not.

You are so indecisive.

Seriously. CHOOSE SOMEONE.

I thought I didn't love her.
I rethought.
Do I?
Did I have to think again?
No. But YOU made me, Brain!

Okey, I'm cool with loving her.
But what about him?!
I've always kind of lieked him.
And the other night?

I had a dream that he asked me out.
And I said yes.
And in all friggin honesty,
that has got to be the best dream
since that OTHER
dream where that SAME "him" hugged me.

C'mon!

I can't love both of them!

One of them cares if I love them and the other doesn't.
One of them I've always lieked, the other it's been bumps.
One of them I can have and hold, the other I can't even speak to.

What's up.
C'mon now, Brain.
Make up YOUR mind.
You're confusing me.

Oh, and by the way..
You're not controlling my body very well.
I keep falling everywhere and stumbling and I keep accidently hitting people.
What's up with that?
Get control over me, will you?

Awkwardly Yours,
Solar