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 Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:53 pm
I know, I know. Other captains are going along, promising you cake and candy, and cookies. And even boos. How tragic, that they would need to sell out to such material bribery. Here, at Squad four, you don't need empty sweets to feel sweet. I promise you something much better. The joy of knowing you're helping your fellow man!
Why kick a** when you can save it?
Sure, sure. The others squads mock us here, and make us do their dirty work once and a while. They resort to name calling, "faires" "pansies" other things I'll have to censor. But they all wish they had magic fingers. Squad five has nothing on us!
We tend to the wounded and ill. What says, "You owe me big time?" better than bringing someone back from oblivion? And passively, too. Your friends will think twice next time they introduce you to Mr swirly.
We are kind and passionate here. From most colorful band aid contests at pediatrics, to cotton ball wars down the hospital halls, Squad four is the most unique and laid back of all the squads. We are non combat based, and resort to other things to show off our amazing skills. We can performs acts such as helping Shinigami escape hostile environments, [Running away] Finding cover in dangerous situations, [Hiding] Processing useful data to capable candidates, [cheering on from the sidelines] and most envied, the ability to provide medical treatment [fixing boo-boo's.]
Everyone looks out for each other here. Our training is much less ruthless then other squads, as well. Do you think you have what it takes? Squad four doesn't let just any psychotic case in.
Are you....
Kind-hearted?
Loyal?
Non violent?
Gentle?
Answer yes to any of those questions, and you may be eligible to join today! What are you waiting for? Come grab a pair of scrubs today!
"Anyone in the soul society can take a life...but only a select few can save one." --Amie Koigokoro.
We don't buy you out with superficial goods! We kiss yours owies better and provide you with rainbow band aids.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:10 pm
*Walks In Carrying A Different 'Sweet' from very single bribery topic*
*MUFFLED WORDS* YU SHOLD BEE SHAMED OF' YURSALVES..
>__>
*Finishes Sweets, and Continues to Represent Squads*
If the above reasons aren't enough....
JOIN CUZ I'M HOT, AND MY ZANPAKTOU'S BEAUTIFUL.. *TAKES OUT CUTE PLUSHIE OF SHOKU, AND THE REAL 'HARMONY' ZANPAKTOU*
: D!!?!
"Healing A Friend Is Like Purifying A Soul... Its Our Job And We Should Take Pride In It.... Don't Mock Us For Our Work.. it's The Same As Yours If You Look At It Correctly..."-- Shoku, The Lunar Shinigami..
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:17 pm
[/facepalm]
[/puts smico in a potatoe sack]
I'm sorry, most of us are modest. VwV. The new guy is the exception. [/throws sack to the side]
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:14 am
I could have been nice up till you insulted squad 5!
I hope you know this means WAR!
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:05 am
The Silent Blade
I could have been nice up till you insulted squad 5!
I hope you know this means WAR!*HOPS OUT OF SACK*
NEW GUY SAYS BRING I-
*Stops Contradicting Captain Amie*
;__;..
I mean to say..
We don't want war.... :3 *Throws Shoku Plushie At*..x3
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:06 pm
JOIN sQUAD FOUR! 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:08 pm
Gewd boy Smico.
x3 Lawl. Sowwy blade. We're kido competitors.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:28 pm
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 4:17 pm
Stop lurking!!
And we're not dead!
Contrary to popular belief, we live.
Slugishly, like a person fresh out of a coma, but still!
So come on down and meet the fairy special Vice of Squad 4.
I needs some hugs!
Yeah!
:'D
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:24 pm
=D *stops right before hugging* Ew, sorry, I'm not a hugger. Wow, surprisingly running away, hiding, rooting people on, and fixing boo boos sounds fun, but I'm in charge of Squad 3.... *sigh* But Squad 3 shall support you! [But not as much as we support squad 2... (excluding Colm XP)] Squad four is good for people who are lazy, hate to fight, and....and.......just people in general. *kicks smico and runs away*
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ChocolateXCheese Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 7:51 pm
-le gasp-
We most certainly are not lazy, thank you very much!
In our leisure time we may enjoy napping for extended periods of time and, myself included, a good cup of afternoon tea with friends, but we are without a doubt not lazy.
Especially when it comes to the injurded and infirmed!
In doves, I say!
That's how we roll!
Like fresh gauze over that obscenely large sword wound we see on an unhealthy basis.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:01 pm
...
I meant lazy in a good way! GAWD! You aren't running around frantically, waving swords in the air all day. I meant that you are mellow people. And, as a plus, surgeon masks are kewl. (I actually tried to use the swine flu as an excuse to get one XD)
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ChocolateXCheese Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:34 pm
Oh!
Okay. Sorry! ^^;;
-totally over-reacted like a silly person-
You should totally draw some awesome designs on it if you can get one!!
Sharpies make you feeling funny though.
-laughs-
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:40 pm
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ChocolateXCheese Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:41 pm
I remember when the class had to write on mini whiteboards with brand new sharpies, and everyone got high off of the fumes or something. XD It was pure chaos.
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