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 Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:40 pm
"Whatta ya want me to do..... dress in drag and do the hula"..............
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:29 pm
When live gives you lemons... squirt them in people's eyes. xp
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:34 pm
Why does time have to take away my life one second at a time?
Because it already gave you a lifetime, it's just collecting on the interest.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:41 pm
The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?
Copyright 1996-1997 by Eric Schulman.
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:31 pm
tsuki nikawatte oshioki yo!!!
(Don't Read The Fine Print)
translation: I chastise you, in lieu of the moon!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:22 pm
I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish
Code Geass
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:02 pm
Moobs, Moobs.... and more Moobs!!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:19 pm
'because I ... look good in leather'
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:43 pm
“ You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.
— Bob Marley
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:59 am
Tobene buta wa tada no buta da. (kurenai no buta)
(Don't Read The Fine Print)
Translation:
A pig that can't fly is just a plain old pig. (Crimson Pig)
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:26 pm
You cant step into the same river once.
True but you cant step into the same river once either.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:56 am
Don't you know that there's a limit to how much a** you can kick?
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:44 pm
Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:40 am
'CURSE THEM FANCY JIM-JAMS~!'
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