Ebay-Wierd Al
A used pink bathrobe
A rare (mints?) snow globe
A smurf TV tray
I bought on
My house is fulled with
This crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
'Most everyday
What I buy on
Tell me why!
I need another pet rock
Tell me why!
I got that elf alarm clock
Tell me why!
I bid on (Shatner?)'s old toupe
They had it on
I'll buy
Your nick nack
Just check
My feedback
A++
They all say
They love me on
Gunna buy!
A slightly dammaged golf pack
Gunna buy!
Some beanie babies new with pack from some guy
I've never met in Norway
Found him on
I am the type who is livled to snipe you
With two seconds left to go
Woah!
Got PayPal or Visa
Whatever'll please 'ya
As long as I got the dough!
I'll buy
Your (chachkies?)
Sell me
Your watch please!
I'll buy
I'll buy
I'll buy
I'll buy
I'm highest bidder!
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Pay a (trux?) of hazard ash trays
Oh Yeah!
I bought it on
Wanna buy!
A Pac Man fever lunch box
Wanna buy!
A case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy
A Kleenex used by (doctor drain?)
Found it on
Wanna buy!That (fareafonsive?) poster
Pez dispensers
And a toaster
Don't know why!
The kind of stuff you throw away
I'll buy on
What I bought...
On
