Destroy a wish game

[Impracticality]

Ok, so I saw this on another guild, and it's pretty fun.
Heres how you play
I start out with a wish, then the next person grants it, but turns it back in my face, and then posts their wish.
ex. Me: I wish I had a Ferrari
next person: granted, but its a toy Ferrari. I wish i had a puppy.)
ive seen some pretty awesome ones, so have fun!
I'll start.
I wish I was done with school!! crying  

[Khevyn]

you are done with school.....summer's over
i wish i had a twinkie  

[rhe-rhe10]

granted, but it's a 5 year old twinkie. i wish i had a boyfriend.  

[I_AM_GAME_OVER]

hey hey imma boy lets b friends
i wish i was taller  

[Khevyn]

u've grown 3 mins taller
i wish i could swim  

[oSkyler]

lilkcool11

u've grown 3 mins taller
i wish i could swim

Granted! Until your semi retarded half cousin melvin cannon-balls you under the water and you drown. I wish i wish i was a fish . u .  

[Khevyn]

u are a fish....a dead fish

i wish for new glasses  

[Rubedo_ J]

ok ur a fish but you got eaten by a shark
i wish i had a million dollars  

[Touchable Whore]

Of course you can have a million... sand dollars just go to the beach! I wish I could fly!  

[loveley white]

granted, but you can only fly into cow poop. I wish i could read your mind!  

[Jellymancer]

Granted, but you only read the minds of child molestors.

I wish I looked good on Gaia?  

[ll_feyqa hime_ll]

granted! i wish im will be a millioner in gaia!  

[Khevyn]

granted you win a contest and get a million....... but the contest was rigged now ur back we're ur started[/color]
btw didn't we mess up at the fish wish...)
i wish i had new glasses  

[radvelvet]

Granted; They have no lens and are broken

I wish I had infinite amount of moneys!  

[I_AM_GAME_OVER]

granted but u die under all the money
i wish i could live forever