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 Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:48 am
Woot! bored in English class, so i might as well make a new thread, neh?
So, the purpose of this thread is quite simple: Every day, I will post a fortune cookie that i have gotten (or at least try to). I hope tat this thread will eventualy become well used, and become a center for philosophical conversations about simple, and often very non fortune-esque. This is also a good way to keep Timber of your back on guild activity, so go ahead and post once a day!
So, let the games begin! Discuss, get inspired to eat chinese food, ignore this topic completely (( crying )) whatever. smile
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:50 am
January 24
ichigatsunijushinichi
"Don't let statistics do a number on you."
Personaly, this is one of my favorite fortunes. Im not sure how long Ive had it, but its been in my wallet for quite a while now, and I think it is a great 'fortune' to start the thread off with. Being a very mathematical person myself, I think that this is advice that everyone can use in their lives. And hey, its almost funny, man.
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January 25
ichigatsunijugonichi
"To let another into your heart, first let yourself in."
Well, Ive gotten this one before. But its nice, and it, too, is good advice. Takes a little more thought than yesterday's, but the same sort of message.
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January 26
ichigatsunijurokunichi
"Time is not measured by a watch, but by moments.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:13 pm
February 10
small opportunities are often the beginnings of great enterprises.
i got this one on a day when i felt like my life was going nowhere and it reminded me that a journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:24 pm
....and, that reminds me of lao tzu. which reminds me of taoism. which reminds me of asians. which reminds me of japanese women. which reminds me of naughty things. ............................... smile .
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:40 pm
naughty things is my department but im gonna stop this train of thought at the sation and ask where the hell is alipi?
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:57 pm
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WONDERING FOR THE PAST 10904382398 YEARS. GOD DAMN YOU MORGAN!
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:42 pm
Oh! Yesterday, I got one that said, "Today's bad luck will be tomorrow's triumph." I really liked that one. Oh yeah, and I'm happy this guild didn't die while I got all caught in my friendies guild! That would have made me saddened in my heart... mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:34 pm
I remember quite clearly receiving a fortune cookie which told me:
"You will live a long and prosperous life with your wife."
neutral haha Veeery nice.
I also remember the day my dad got two fortunes in one cookie. It was funny because they said:
1. "Many hands make light work."
2. "Too many cooks spoil the broth."
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:37 pm
i work across the street from a chinese restarunt and i have tons of fortunes i keep meaning to post up here.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:39 pm
I just got one that says:
today you should be the leader. Things will go your way.
i almost cried...
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:35 pm
I got one that says : "Words should be weighed, not counted" and another one that says: "Success give man big head, also big stomach." [how encouraging]
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:38 am
Quote: Dream different dreams while on the same bed. o_o
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:08 am
WI miss this thread xd it could be cuz im kinda drunk thoiugh... YAYA HAE FOR BRINGING ITSZ BASCK FROM TEH GRAVE
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:27 am
"Confidence base on a lie is sure to be the undoing of the world."
HOLY s**t that is deep.
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